Roses are red, Violets at blue. My mind is twisted, Bend over bitch your about to get fisted.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -John. -Hey John, come on in.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a girl who was knocked off a swing by a fridge.

What's the best type of silence in a family? None, all families should be open in communication.

What do you call an Asian man in a car? A motorist.

why is 6 afraid of 7? i don't know, ask 6

your mother

What did walt disney say to the Jew? Nothing. Walt Disney didn't know the man was Jewish and didn't have time to make himself acquainted with the fellow.

Why wasn't the door a door? It was a jar.

why was the blonde fired from the factory? she ate the maneger's fingers.

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Why do Mexicans stink? Because they're Mexican.

how many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one

Politics

What's big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? Your mom.

Why is the young Chinese boy crying? Because he is being raped.

Why couldn't the old man see? Because he was stabbed in the eye.

nock nock who's there? bob bob who? bob franklin let me in 'cause i'm freezing!

Why did the spider cross the road? He was stuck to the bottom of my shoe!

knock knock whos there open the door and find out

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Whats, red, blue, green, yellow, feels like popcorn, looks like jello, tastes like hydrogen peroxide and smells like burning logs? i dont know. i was asking you

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How to kill a mocking bird? Stab it

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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