- Anti Joke

How do you teach another person's son to ride a bike? You don't. Let his real parents teach him to ride a bike.

What is black and is good at stealing stuff? a ninja.

Penis. (Note: if you get this you have a dirty ass)

once you go black your credit goes wack

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Ben." Ben who?" "Ben Dover!" "Ben,it's been 7 years. I already moved on and have a new husband and family. Stop coming here or I'm calling the police."

If your scared of paedophiles..... grow up

-What did the duck say to Federico Costa nearby the phonebox in a rainy day? -Quack

Why did the chicken crossed yo mama? Because your moms a man and your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory.

What's black, white, and red all over? That could describe any number of objects.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are unintelligent creatures of instinct, and can tell no significant differences between the pavement and the road. It was unfortunate that a bus was speeding past at the moment this event happened.

What happened to the man who posted yet another repeated joke on anti joke? Nothing. He posted an old joke that everyone has seen a form of already.

Turnabout: American study of the Japanese Stereotype man: Murican: Excuse me Mr Japanese. Jap: The answer is within the heart of battle.. Murican: Yes but I just want to ask you some few questions. Jap: You are disturbing my feng shui I must power of the mystical fireball of surge fist energy get... uppercuts waterfall BECAUSE REASONS! Murican: What? But this is a serious study! Jap: Sowwy I do nothe speeky the shamefull language of the engrish! Murican: But you just said... Sigh... Conclusion: Carpet bombing of Japan funding increased. "slap a Jap" commercial project from world war two reinstated for the safety of the American people. Experiment two: The study of a American man raised in Japan. Murican: Hello I wonder if... American raised in japan: GADOUKEN GADOUKEN GADOUKEN! ORA ORA! Murican: Dead/KO. American/Japan: FRAWRESS VICTOLY! Result: World war 3 GET!

Why do rabbits have such a reputation for rampant reproduction? Sex feels extra good for rabbits.

'A blonde', 'a brunette', and 'a redhead' are ways of referring to women who have hair of a certain color.

A man was caught by the Aztecs for stealing from their tombs. The Aztecan chief said,"Sometime during the next week I will kill you, but I will do it when you least expect." The man was then given a room. He deduced that he couldn't be killed on the last day, Saturday, or else he would see it coming, so it must be before Saturday. He then deduced that it couldn't be on Friday, because he would expect it to be before Saturday. He used this logic to rule out every other day of the week, therefore the Aztecan chief would never kill him. He was killed on Wednesday.

Hey, how much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to drown as a result of climate change.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I love Japan. It's the bomb.

Roses are red, I'm tired... I think I'll lie down now

An Irish guy, a black guy, and an Asian guy walk into a bar. They all caught the plague and died.

Who invented chocolate? I don't know! Keep it to yourself.

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in the street? 11 babies in the street.

Why did the chicken cross the street? Because the light was red and cars had stopped.