- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

What do you call four friends spending a wild night in Las Vegas that they can't rember the next day? A rip off of the Hangover

We start counting at 1, therefore 0 is countless. I've slept with countless women.

Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Our experimental treatment for Anterograde amnesia has failed. I will inform your family.

* Are you afraid of dinosaurs? * No, they're all dead.

Why did the mailman cross the road? To deliver mail

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

What? Yes.

A bloke walks into a bar. He doesn't say 'ouch' because it was a public house and not a hard surfaced object as you may have thought initially

Susan boyle has a belly button, Simon has a belly button, Because its only normal.

i like having monkeys lick peanut butter off my nipples

How do you make a retard make a sound like a dog? Douse him in gasoline and light him on fire. WOOF!

Your momma so poor, she has a hard time paying her bills.

Why wasn't the man talking? Because he was sleeping.

Roses are red Violets are red My lawn is red My fences are red It appears my garden is on fire.

your mothers so over weight that when she jumps in a pool she displaces a proportionately larger volume of water then someone with less body mass.

Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas

The asian boy only did an hour of study....... nothing was heard of him after his mum found out

Where did the boy go after the explosion? Everywhere

What did one man say to the other? "hi other man"

What do you call a dolphin mixed with a cheetah? I have no idea I was hoping you knew.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Not all black people are skilled at basketball

What happened to jimmy when he stepped on a rusty nail? He died of of tetanus.

they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

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