- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so fat , when she went to the doctors office and stepped on the scale they said please, your weight, not your phone number .

Q: Why did the man cross the road? A: Cause he felt like it.

Roses are lamp, Violets are squirrel, I have ADHD, LET'S DANCE!

A: Do you like it B: No

If there's something strange in the neighborhood, who you gonna call? The police, because it's obviously a darky that's up to no good.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Alzheimer's Roses are Red

What did the blind man say to his best friend? All i see is darkness and i want to end my life

what happened to the cripple after he got in a wheel chair? cancer of the eye

so a girl asks a guy: "if a tree falls in the forest, and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?" the guy responds: "trees dont grow in the kitchen, so you shouldnt be worried about it."

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

A Jew walks into Macy's

Why didn't the girl get on the school bus? It was Sunday.

Your mom's so fat, I tried to rape her but couldn't find her p**** and gave up. Instead I decided to take her out to dinner. We enjoyed a lovely meal and I spent the rest of the night trimming her fat with a vegetable peeler while she screamed and bled all over the floor.

Do gingers have souls ? No, Gingers are a myth made up in the 13th centuary to scare little kids.

knock knock whos there? orange orange who? orange you pissed off your wifes taking in the ass from another guy right now?

the holocaust

Who gets more action than my best friend Reese? My raped cousin....

Why did the baby's bedroom smell so bad? The mom farted.

Dan walked into a jelly fish

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is dead, and thereby lacks the necessary motor control.

What happened when the old woman crossed the road? A completely unrelated archery accident lead to the deaths of several people and thousands of dollars of property damage in another part of the country. The woman crossed without injury.

The grandfather's grandson said, "They charged me $10 just for a cup of coffee!" The grandfather said, "They charged me with bayonets."

what do dead babies and turkeys have in common? you eat them on ocasions

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