- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

a black and a mexican are walking down the street, two cops look up to see this and immediately say "shit, this can't be good".

Never bring a knife to a sword fight Bring A GIANT FREAKING HIPPOPOTAMUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What did the indian man say to the black man? "Hi."

When life hands you lemons, you should question your sanity

How is an orange like an airplane? They both have wings except an orange doesn't have wings

A white man walking dpwn the street finds a brief-case with a timer on it. A young muslim man says he dropped it. The white man then asked "What's the timer for"? The young man said, "Nothing really, just helps keep the time." They both went their separate ways.

why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is your mom

Why does Reid always have a blank stare on his face? Because he is constantly searching for the answer as to why his sister was raped, stabbed, and burned alive all right in front of his face.

What's brown and sticky? A stick

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: a pizza is a food that was created in italy and is regularly eaten daily around the world and a jew is a religion that is constantly criticized and made fun of because they are different.

What do you call a black guy who sells drugs? a pharmacist

Knock, knock. Who's there? I. I who? I broke my dick.

Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

If life gives you lemons your hallucinating

Think of a number between 2 and 10? 3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592307816406286 208998628034825342117067982148086513282306647093844609550582231725359408128481 11745028410270193852110555964462294895493038

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

Why was the young women crying Because her fiancé who was battling a severe Case of pneumonia just passed away

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had a gun to its head

What did the blonde say to the other blonde? What's up

What do you get when you put a black guy in a blender. Why are you still reading....

Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

How do you annoy Lady Gaga? Stab her with a knife.

your mother is so rather large that when she stepped onto a scale, it stated her exact body weight which was 280 pounds. Which come to think of it isn't that big considering that obesity is now the norm and average people are referred to as abnormal.

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