- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the homeless man say to bill gates? Nothing he was about to die.

Why did the little girl cry? Because she had just witnessed the slaughter of her entire family and friends in front of her eye, leaving her not only peerless and alone, but also with the mental scars which come with witnessing such a harrowing ordeal.

What do Ethiopians do at night? Starve

Two farmers are sitting in a cold field. One asks, "Cold day, isn't it?" The other farmer doesn't respond as he has been frozen to death and because of his death, he is unable to respond.

Q. What's green, has wheels and flies? A. A garbage truck.

I hate cripple jokes! I just can't stand them!

Why did the women cross the road? I dont know.. why? no clue.. why was she out of the kitchen

Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

Three men walk into a bar and suffer permanent brain damage

Q: Why did the little girl scream? A: She didn't have a rape whistle.

Who likes to be fisted? Sock puppets.

GADZOOKS!

It's April Fool's Day and a little boy runs up to his mom. "Daddy hung himself! He's in the attic!" The mom runs up to the attic, but the dad's not there. The boy looks at his mom and says, "April fools! He's in the basement!"

what did the bug say when it got ran over by a car? NOTHING, bugs can't talk

In Soviet Russia, Stalin kills you

What did the man with aids say? "I'm dying and there is nothing you can do about it"

So two cannibals are eating a clown. Cannibal one: Does this taste funny to you? Cannibal two: Considering that this man was a clown he must have been in poverty so he resulted to being an alcoholic and maybe over dosed on over the counter drugs. Cannibal one: Thank you for that reasonable answer.

What do you call a black guy who kills people? A murderer.

Whats worse then the quote "Do it, hit her!" The quote "Do it, Hitler!"

Q: How do you break into your own house? A:You don't....thats ridiculous(:

Some people are like Slinkies: they don't work as well as they say they will and you'll get bored of them quickly.

What's black and is as fast as a car? A black car.

Where did Little Billy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

what does a gay horse eat heeyyyyy

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