- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is red and has seven dents? Snow White's Cherry.

what's the difference between two pieces of bacon and a blond girl? The blond girl is a human and it's against the law to eat her.

Why did the black man crash his car? His low-income job forced him to buy a toyota.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

what does a granny look best in? 1950

Why did little Billy fall of his bike? anwser: because a refridgator hit him.

Do gingers have souls ? No, Gingers are a myth made up in the 13th centuary to scare little kids.

Why was the washing machine laughing? Because you're on drugs.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

Q. What did the buddhist monk say to the hotdog vendor? A. "I'd like a hotdog, please."

Why did the chicken go down the road? He was in a KFC truck and was headed to his death...

my name is CC im a little bit retarted but i only drink my own urin and sometimes i like to have a big dinner with poop urin and my friends urin CC for life!!!

How did the baby die? In a very sad and tragic car accident.

Hey did you hear the one about the pizza oven? No.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? .....Neither have they.

Stoner Student: "Imagine if El Nino and La Nina got together and started a family and had little Los Ninos." Class Nerd: "Yeah."

Q: What's the difference between between basketballs and babies? A: I don't shoot basketballs.

Steve Jobs Died today. So did 56 million other people.

how do you get blondes to drown? stick a mirror to the bottom of the pool

What's the difference between a horse? All legs are of equal length, especially the left one.

Yo momma so fat you have aids

One day i woke up, and found my wife dead on the floor. lol.

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