- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a young cow was sitting on a bench until her husband shot her after that he said to the farmer 'i will get the milk than you cut the udders and then maranade them

How do you make a kid with ADHD stay still? Shoot him in the knee cap

what did the blond do when her house was on fire? she called the fire department, because that would be the correct thing to do in such a situation.

What's faster than a black man carrying your TV? The law enforcement that promptly catches him and is about to charges him with theft regardless of his ethnicity because stealing someone else's property is just generally an unlawful thing to do.

Hillary Clinton

roses are red violets are blue im a paki and you are a jew!

A blonde walks into a drycleaning store 2 pick up her clothes and as she walks out the empoyee says cum again and the blonde says shut up it was toothpast this time!!!!

What can you sit on, drink from and sleep on? A chair, a cup and a bed.

I have suicidal thoughts

So three nazis walk into a B.A.R

Q: How much jizz does a gay guy have? A: a butt load

Q.Why was the man so fat A. because he had to much to eat

Why did Obama cross the road? Oh, wait, he didn't make it.

Roses are black, violets are black. I'm blind.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A dozen burly firefighters ready to stick it in your pooper

who would win in a gang battle? WEST COAST SWAG

Whats funnier then a dead baby a dead baby dressed as a clown

A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

how much blondes does it take to fix a light bulb 1 to buy the bulb 2 to put it up and 25 to think about what it does

Nothing is as strong as love, Except a nuclear warhead that can destroy entire cities! :P thoko like :D ~~k0mradey``

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

A program that creates "pointless inventions" and posts them at the wrong sections.

Q: What game will Helen Keller always win? A: Marco Polo. She is a fast swimmer.

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