- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do gingers have souls ? No, Gingers are a myth made up in the 13th centuary to scare little kids.

Why didn't the girl get on the school bus? It was Sunday.

knock knock whos there? orange orange who? orange you pissed off your wifes taking in the ass from another guy right now?

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What is faster than a black man with a stereo? A car

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Worlds first anti joke.

why was sally bleeding? they never buy band-aids over her nubs.

Why did the girl ask for anal? She didn't. She was raped.

What do you call a person mowing a lawn? A Mexican

Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait; it would be quite unsanitary to talk about my genitals in front of you.

Get on your knees Ho

whats helen kellers favorite activity fingering herself

What do you call it when a black man and a Mexican open up a fast-food restaurant together? A joint venture.

Once upon the time.... It was 12 o´clock

What do Jim Carrey, Kim Jing-un and Justin Bieber have in common? A penis.

why did the chicken cross the road? to prove he could. Did it workout? NO

There are two types of people in this world: Those who can finish lists. and

what do dead babies and turkeys have in common? you eat them on ocasions

adele is so fat that when shes on a plane she makes the skyfall

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, speaking to a bird would have been considered highly irregular, bordering on insane. He left the bird alone, until the time came to slaughter the bird and take it's nutritious meat.

What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

Guns don't kill people; high speed bullets and sharp projectiles launched at high speeds usually inflict painful and possibly fatal wounds that may kill someone. That someone loves and is loved by others.

How do you get a girl out of a tree? You throw a refrigirator at her.

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