2 + 2 = 4

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Haikus are easy But they often dont make sense flying flamingos

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Knock knock Who's there? To To who? No, Sir, it is "to whom"

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I will see it when I believe it, as far as your order or whatever goes, I have already taken a look, and its nothing for me, you hide behind idealism yet use cruel methods and inhuman tactics in order to justify your means, you hide behind a shell of fucking "charm" and employ people to harass others. YOU ARE NO FUCKING BETTER THAN THE REST! YOU ARE BENEATH ME! As for that sister fucking bullshit, joke is on you, I do not have a sister! I bet that was one of your fucking "Nero`s" all six billion of your fucking personality disorders. Moral: I am the FUCKING MORAL MAN! And while I do not have a sister to rape, ill get down with yours.

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Stephen Hawkings viewed porn as a child

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Yo momma so fat,she went on a diet and now exersizes regularly

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A blind man walks into a bar. He didn't know there was a step and tripped loudly. Other bargoers saw this and helped him up, he was given a beer on the house.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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Tony Soprano walks into a diner

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? Neither has he.

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Whats a dogs favorite thing to eat? Food.

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What did catwoman say to batman? meow.

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Q: Why did Frank have a big horse named Bubba? A: He was allergic to cats

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What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

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What do you call a police woman who shaves her pubes? PC Marion Jones

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Why did 16-year-old girl scream in the basement? She was being raped.

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Me and my family won courtside tickets to the World Finals basketball game! ...WNBA...

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Q: What was Steve Jobs' last words before he died? A: I Think i might die.

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Why is paper white? Cause that's how they make paper.

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If she is old enough to bleed, she probably uses tampons.

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Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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What's better than winning the paraplegic Olympics? Walking.

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One day a terribly epileptic child is put on on a strict Atkins diet by his loving mother. A week later he finds that the frequency and intensity of his seizures have been reduced by its ketogenic effects, which provides exogenous fats for the body to burn, but limits the available carbohydrate so that ketone bodies build up. It is the high level of these ketones which appear to suppress seizures.

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