What kind of toy do you give to a dead baby? A death rattle.

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a murderer.

Ask me if my names Troy. Is your name troy? No, it's Roy.

sweating like antoni with a girl

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

If Life Throws You Melons, Then You're Probably Dyslexic. -S.H.A.T Brother 2Flush

What do you call a cat that growls? A cat

Your social life.

Why did the little kid fall off the rollercoaster? His dad threw him off.

Q. why did I get hurt A. My pants fell off

why was it sad that 3 men were crossing rail road tracks in a toyota and got hit by a train? they ruined the Toyota

What is a black man's favorite fast food restauraunt? Varies.

i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

From the makers of Call of Duty 1, comes Call of Duty 2.

Why couldn't the women cook for her family She had no arms, therefore incapable of preforming the task.

A: Roses are red, Violets are blue. B: Then why are they called violets? A: I NEVER NOTICED THAT!

Roses are red Violets are blue Your whole family is dead And now it's time for you!

One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

Person 1: Why does food from Subway taste so good? Person 2: I don't know, why? Person 1: Because their ingredients are fresh. Person 2: Um, OK? Person 1: Yeah, it's all under 18. Person 2: Shit...

why dont you throw rocks at a mexican on a bike? its unethical and can severely hurt the individual on the bike

A Jewish person was found dead in an alley way last night, Hitler did nothing wrong.

What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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