How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It's an obscure number you've probably never heard of.

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Heheheheh, Good one, you made me laugh, you just made me realize that it was indeed I that said that to you once, and now you are telling me. I know now, I am happy, not because I seek happiness, but because thinking, finding solutions, guiding myself and others, is what makes me happy. I feel like an alien, because my ideals, my solutions hopes and dreams that grow out of a result of my constant thinking, will never be in this world. Yet I also feel human now, because it could have been, humanity could have succeeded...

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender.

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Here is the worst joke ever. ..... Dislike this and you are awesome!! P.S. I'm serious. I want to make a joke with the MOST DISLIKES ever! Don't think this is reverse psychology. I don't do that shi*t.

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How do u know that your obese ? People stare at you

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Not even I believe you will ever know yourself that well ever Nero, you see what you created as a false illusion, as all of your, or rather our effort for nothing, as a pathetic attempt to create heaven on earth. In my eyes, you succeeded in doing so, and if it where for you, or more people such as yourself and I, it would have lasted, stop trying to give people what they do not deserve, and remember that making others happy will never cure the sadness and pain deep within you, only cover it. Stop fleeing from yourself, stay, get to know yourself.

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Knock Knock. Who'se there? It's Dave. Dave who? Um, you invited me over here. Open the damn door.

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What's under the first mate? The second mate.

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what's the worst part of your kid dying the clean up

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Wanna here a good joke? Sure, but you spelled hear wrong.

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WHAT????

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Q: Why is six afraid of seven? A: Why??? Q: Idk, thats why I asked

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A white man walks down an alley and sees two black men. They say hello and then are on their way.

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osama bin ladin is dead. let's get a beer.

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Who gets more action than my best friend Reese? My raped cousin....

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What is a black man's favorite fast food restauraunt? Varies.

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I'm a boy... I like hamburgers... Xbox is my favorite activity.... I have a dog... My dad is cheap... He's my doctor, my dentist, and my mom... Haha get it?

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's the Mortgage company. You haven't payed your loans. The man loses his house and becomes homeless.

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What do you call 6 white men on a bench? The NBA

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What is shit? It's Deshitified already.

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Knock knock What?

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Name an American born white man in the NBA. Thats right, you cant

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who can beat up superman doomsday, duh, he killed him

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A russian gives away vodka.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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