Why are black people afraid of white people? They aren't

Whats the difference between a blonde and a sloth? Everything. The blonde is a human being and humans are way different than sloths.

Guy A turns to Guy B and says, 'Hey, can I use your cellphone to call my mom?" Guy B nods and says, "Yeah, sure, just press redial." Guy B had been planning an surprise party for Guy A and had called Guy A's mother for ideas.

What did hitler say to the bartender? Nothing he's dead.

Nigel Farrage and the concept of UKIP.

Q. Why did the Chineese man eat a banana? A. He was hungry, and he was craving a banana.

what did the super popular, beautiful girl say to her stalker? i dont know, i wasnt the stalker.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dying unloved.

Back in my day,we used to have Johnny Cash,Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have higher divorce rates.

Pick up Lines skeet skeet skeet! JLR

A man walks into a bar... OW!!!

What do Jerry Sandusky and Michael Jackson have in common? They both had sex with little boys.

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

knock knock who's there? a dog ......dogs cant talk ..................

What has 4 legs and cant walk? A paralyzed dog

Student: This guy is bothering me! Teacher: And you expect me to do something about it?

Joe: it says gullible on the ceiling Jack: yes, I wrote it -by Ross

Knock knock whos there? A dead black man ... i farted

Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

What is worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

once upon a time joey was on a roller coaster. Joey fell off the roller coaster and died.

Why did samba hurt her head? Because she fell out of her mum muff

why did the monkey cross the road? it escaped from a local zoo a block away

A man walked into his house to find that his wife was cheating on him with another man. He was furious, and killed himself

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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