Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are red Violets are blue whilst you reading this I just raped you

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Why did Colussi miss 2 years of school? -Because he died

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how do u kill a black kid ..... stabb him in the face with a nife

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Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

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What do you call an indian driving a plane? A pilot.

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America were the American dream is something only foreigners believe in

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What happened to the orphan who ate a sandwitch? She got hit by a whale!

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The man asks the blind man "where ya going"b The Blind man replies "i dont know".

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One man said to another, "Hey, can you hear that?" "No." He replied.

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Q) What do you call a black president? A) Mr. President

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s o m a a d i t u n y s n i t a c s d c ' s k h k s t o e l y e

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I hope you shut the others down before you called me by my name, otherwise this will convo will get fairly short.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray ROFL I'm a dog

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There was an old lady from Ealing Who had a peculiar feeling She lay on her back Opened her crack And pissed all over the ceiling The old lady then lay in her own waste for over two weeks due to neglect by uncaring nursing home staff. Six months later, a hidden camera documentary on underperforming care homes exposed the abuse and neglect and the old lady went to live with her son and his family. In the early hours of May 14th 2011, the whole family were killed in a house fire that gutted the home and saw fires spread to neighbouring houses. Firefighters say the blaze originated in the spare room and was caused by exposed wiring on an electrical blanket. Forensic experts said that the repeated urination on the blanket would likely corrode the wiring due to the acidic content of urine.

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When an intellectual was told by someone, "Your beard is now coming in," he went to the rear entrance and waited for it. Another intellectual asked what he was doing. Once he heard the whole story, he said: "I'm not surprised that people say we lack common sense. How do you know that it's not coming in by the other gate?"

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what smells like diarrhea and looks like diarrhea? diarrhea stupid

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GOODJESUSLORDALMIGHTY dis boy myyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy i can't even................ fhrejhklgfjgtedlfcgrbh http://www.google.com/imgres?q=harry+styles+stupid&start=231&hl=en&safe=active&sa=X&biw=1022&bih=539&tbm=isch&prmd=imvnso&tbnid=6-GniQ6ct-j0HM:&imgrefurl=http://katiespilling.blogspot.com/&docid=6oY2cEt2vFEq0M&imgurl=http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-7nKXEePj87o/T5dBnSfhaBI/AAAAAAAAAHw/RNSE68GzbjU/s1600/Harry%252BStyles%252Bboy%252Bband%252BOne%252BDirection%252Barrives%252B1Tg3l2FYklYl.jpg&w=396&h=594&ei=2Y7HT6jnL4e69QSK2oW5Dw&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=244&vpy=12&dur=543&hovh=160&hovw=106&tx=72&ty=122&sig=110416686013590693091&page=18&tbnh=160&tbnw=106&ndsp=13&ved=1t:429,r:1,s:231,i:105

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roses are red violets are blue, every 1 looks at you and call u a fool

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why did the chicken go to the man? TO ask if he wants sex for money

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What did the mute say to the deaf man?

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What did the elephant say to the whale? Nothing, neither can talk and they live in very different biomes.

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Why did the priest fall onto the alter boy? Because he lost his balance

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Yo mama so fat, she gonna die soon.

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A:Hi, do you like to blow bubbles? B:Yea... A:Hi, my names bubbles

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