woman's rights

Vagina cream... end of story

Knock knock Who's there? April April who? April fools

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped six's mom.

Who's Italian and plays with a peach? Mario

what's white and sticky semen

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

how do you get an old man to fall? tip over his wheelchair

Why didn't the busy San Francisco business man hear his alarm clock ring this morning? A nuclear bomb blast occurred 700 meters from his front door. The estimated blast radius was approximately 100 square miles. Naturally, his alarm clock didn't make it.

Haiku's are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

In my country we don't swim, we drown.

What did the boy say to his friend? nothing, they were both deaf

What do u firmly grasp and stroke until u can't go any longer? A shakeweight....

Why do I hate food? I don't.

roses are red violets are blue get down your trousers cause im waiting for you

:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

What do you call a white man who murdered his whole family? -a murder What do you call a black man who raped five women? -a rapest What do you call a Mexican with a leaf blower -a hardworking legal immigrant working twelve hours seven days a week to support his wife and three children.

Knock Knock Who's there??? Your mom

Whats the best thing about chuck norris? he's chuck norris.

What made the lady dance? Bandz!

What is a pirate's favorite color? It depends on the pirate.

Whats long, hard, and filled with seaman... a mans penis

What rhymes with milk...milf

The NBA and womens sports

Anti Joke

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