And if we met in 1780, I was a white southern aristocratic plantation owner and you were my dark skinned servant lady ... slave Whenever I could get away from the Mrs., I'd go to your shed and then I'd steal you kisses. But let's be serious, I'd still work you full time as a slave, there's a difference between romantic language and a complete disregard for socioeconomic trends.

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Wanna Hear a joke.... Corey Jacobs is a FAT ASS

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A black man and a white man walk into a bar, "what will it be" said the bartender. Milk, chocolate milk.

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How many dinosaurs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well, if you're talking about T. Rexes, you can forget about it! Their arms are too short to do anything! They can't even beat off!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was ran over before it made it to the other side.

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What's big and green and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A snooker table

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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Q:What's red and hurts your teeth? A:A brick

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Knock Knock Who's there? I eat mop I eat mop who? That's strange, most American's don't eat poo I'm Asian

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What's the difference between a tigar and a shark? One's a land mammal.

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What did the man with one arm get for Christmas? A benchpress

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Why do so many Koreans go to medical school? Practicing medicine is a rewarding and respected career.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a Triceratops.

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Q: Why is eminem such a good rapper? A: well if you want to know its becuase he had a bad childhood experience and and needed some money so he put hard work and dedication into rapping.

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What is a black man's favorite fast food restauraunt? Varies.

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What did Helen Keller say when she got raped? Stop raping me.

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Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

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Ju... Just why?

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what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

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What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

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Who are doctors and literally are porn stars

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Q. What's white, has an orange bill, and looks like a swan? A. a swan

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

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why did the doctor go to jail? he was found guilty of the murder and rape of a 6 year old boy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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