How many black ppm does it take to screw in a light bulb All of them, plus 1 white guy.

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Q: How do you stop a baby from crying? A: You hit it with brick.

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Knock knock (who's there) Orange ( orange who) orange you glad to see

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Knock Knock! Whos There? Paul Okay I was expecting you

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A drum set.

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Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

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Roses are red That much is true But violets are purple Not freaking blue

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Why did suzie fall off the swing? Because She had no arms. Why did suzie fall off again? Becauze Jimmy was trying to snipe her in the head the first time

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What did hitler say to the bartender? Nothing he's dead.

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Q. How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A. Actually woodchucks can't chuck wood only beavers can

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Why did I write this anti-joke? Because I am generally not that funny.

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why was the blind man walking in circles? i dont know ask him yourself.

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an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

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What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus. He died

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Annld so the penguin said, "This is my most casual outfit!"

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What do you call a three toed 9 foot man. His name.

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How do you escape prison? Kill everyone in it hen once you have escaped find their families and viciously murder them. Are they going the send you back to prison? No because you will kill everyone.

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There is a cat with a collar animal control takes of the coller and and says who cares it's not Our fault there cat is an outdoor cat the girl who lost her cat was crying all year long spending all her money wishing for her cat back and wishing that there was no such thing as animal control That girl was me and I'm against animal control

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In Soviet Russia, Stalin kills you

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The man replies, "I was born with an extra chromosome."

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Your mom is so cheap, that she eats her cereal with a fork to save milk

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Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

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what did Sandra bullock say to Jesse James? I hate your fickin a**!!:)

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What caused the Berlin Wall to come down? Gravity

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