"Why did the chicken cross the road" "why" "to get to the gay guys house" "knock-knock" "who's there?" "The chicken..."

i have to tell you a knock knock joke. but you have have to start it..

"We all miss somebody a lot every now and then, its only human! But never give up, just keep reloading and firing until you hit that somebody!" Moral: Moral, answer me, MORAL MOOOOORAAAAAAAAL! DUN DU DURUN, DUN DUN DUN! *gunshot* (The moral section just because I love them red thumbs ^^)

What's the biggest difference between white and black people? the melanin levels in their skin.

What did the kid with no brain get for his birthday? Nothing because nobody thought that he would do anything with the toys because he couldn't think of what to do with them.

Why are pigs smelly ? Because a cucumber can't walk.

Think of a number between 2 and 10? 3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592307816406286 208998628034825342117067982148086513282306647093844609550582231725359408128481 11745028410270193852110555964462294895493038

Friends are like trees, They fall down if you hit them several times with an axe.

There are two monkeys sittingn a bathtub. The first one says, "Scratch my back Mack." The second one says, "That's okay Joe I've got a radio of my own." (laugh like you think it is funny)

Yo mama is so poor I saw her kicking a can down the street and asked her what she was doing? Her reply was: Kicking a can down the street. What did you think she was doing? Moving?

Why did the black surgeon get fired? The hospital was low on funds due to the economic crisis, and had to let a few employees go.

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A boy walks into a bar. Because he was under-age, security kicked him out as soon as possible and alerted his parents.

Why did 4 Christians, 2 Jews, 1 Muslim, 1 Buddhist and an atheist squeeze into a Honda Accord? One of their co-workers at Appleby's made a compelling case for the financial and environmental benefits of carpooling.

what did the homeless man get for christmas.......................nothing

What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods? Santa Claus is a fictional old man who flies around delivering gifts, while Tiger Woods is a professional golfer.

Why can't the T-rex clap? Because it's extinct

Sidney Crosby comes face-to-face with Alex Ovechkin. The Penguins were playing the Capitals.

how can u tell if you have cancer if the doctor says so

Why was the young Jewish boy afraid at camp? Because his scoutmaster is a pedophile.

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

Knock knock, Who's there The delivery man The delivery man who Just take this package

Your mother is so fat that when she looks in the mirror she is deeply upset by her appearance.

why was six afraid of seven? seven was a sex offender

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