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Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

why did the girl stop laughing? there was nothing to laugh about.

What did the man say to the drug dealer? I'd like some drugs

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? Jews are people

What's red, black, and green all over? A dead black bear. Just no green.

What did Britney Spears say to the Mexican? Hit me baby Juan more time.

A Jew, a Catholic, and a Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What'll you have?" The Jew says, "I'll have a whiskey straight." The Catholic says, "I'll have a vodka tonic." The Muslim says, "I can't drink it's against my religion and I really shouldn't be here."

an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

Knock Knock! Who's there? John.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Not all black people are skilled at basketball

What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

why did the girl break up with her boyfriend? hes gay

world peace

Why did my mom smell bad. Because she is a corpse and has been dead for some days now

what happened to the kid who didn't get what he wanted for his birthday? He committed suicide

What do you call a dolphin mixed with a cheetah? I have no idea I was hoping you knew.

Thank you Jesus, for this wonderful meal we have tonight. De nada.

whats worse than one week in school? two weeks in school. whats worse than two weeks in school? three weeks in school whats worse than three weeks in school? child abuse, killing animals and murder

Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin "Boy, it sure is getting hot in here," and the other muffin replies "yeah, that's because it's an oven."

What is Ron afraid of? Spiders!

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

the man was talking to a phone no answered cause he talking to a brick wall

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? Whatever their name is.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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