- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A boy walks into a bar. Because he was under-age, security kicked him out as soon as possible and alerted his parents.

what did the homeless man get for christmas.......................nothing

Why did 4 Christians, 2 Jews, 1 Muslim, 1 Buddhist and an atheist squeeze into a Honda Accord? One of their co-workers at Appleby's made a compelling case for the financial and environmental benefits of carpooling.

What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods? Santa Claus is a fictional old man who flies around delivering gifts, while Tiger Woods is a professional golfer.

Why can't the T-rex clap? Because it's extinct

Sidney Crosby comes face-to-face with Alex Ovechkin. The Penguins were playing the Capitals.

how can u tell if you have cancer if the doctor says so

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

Why was the young Jewish boy afraid at camp? Because his scoutmaster is a pedophile.

Knock knock, Who's there The delivery man The delivery man who Just take this package

Your mother is so fat that when she looks in the mirror she is deeply upset by her appearance.

why was six afraid of seven? seven was a sex offender

How many fat Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

What was the blind man doing before he was strangled? He was breathing.

Whats better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics????? NOT BEING RETARDED!!!!!!!

What do you call a blind man on a jet ski? Dead.

Knock Knock Who's There? Jerry Jerry Who? Jerry Sandusky, I've come to rape your kids.

What hurts worse than a papercut? Divorce.

Why was the girl crying? - Someone pooped on her face.

Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? He was severely depressed.

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's homeless.

carn ehney bodie hellp mie with mine smellings?

how do you know when your in love? massive erection.

What do you call a hot underaged girl. off limits i am her father.

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