- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says why the long face? The horse does not reply because it is a horse. He then is confused of where he is and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a couple stools.

How many spots does a giraffe have? Depends on the giraffe.

Chuck Norris goes to the mars to fight the marshuns he then die's soon after because there is lack of oxegen on mars and theres no marshuns.

I hated the Reading festival, i'm dyslexic. I hated it because my family died in a housefire while I was there.

You know what helps with back pain? If you lick my butt hole.

doctor , doctor , i feel depressed , we will start you on a course of anti-depressents , vitimins , and daily exercise, make a appointment for next week , and i will referrer you to a phycatrist

What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you? Give her a time-out. Throwing sharp objects is not okay.

How do you circumsize a redneck? Kick his sister in the jaw.

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

What do you call a fish with one eye? A fish

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What do you call five gay men walking in the same direction? I don't know the usual human does not take note of such circumstance.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was in the designated crosswalk area and there was no oncoming traffic.

Yo mammals so stupid, she's got AIDS!

That awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it would.

Chuck Norris can right-click with a mac mouse

Apple juice.

What did winter say to summer? Nothing. Seasons are physically incapable of speaking because they are not living things. They are simply an idea made by humans to explain why the weather changes as the sun spins around the earth.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

So how does the chicken cross the road? He doesn't, chickens live on farms.

What do you call a cat with no tail? A Manx cat

What happened when the Irish ran out of potatoes? Millions starved.

What do you call a Black person in a city with high crime rates? Whatever their name happens to be.

What did the blind, deaf, and dumb child get for Christmas? Cancer.

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