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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

What did the old person find on the internet? Porn.

What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? Jews don't celebrate Christmas, therefore nothing

Whats worse than one dead guy? 2 dead guys

Knock knock Who's there? What are you, blind?

What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

Why didn't the women make her husband a sandwitch? Because she was struck by a car as a young child and was told she could never walk again. Her family couldn't afford a wheelchair so therefore she is bedridden all day.

Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

man: im hungry can i have a sandwich wife: go make one man: then what are you gonna do

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Boo." "I don't know anyone by that name. Please go away." -Louis

In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

How do you scare a Jew Hold your lighter up and blow out the flame and I've toward him real slowly and see how much drama he'll cause

knock knock whose there? banana banana who? knock knock? whose there? banana knock knock? whose there? banana

roses are red violets are blue , but i would't know that because u never bring me flowers, you bastard .

a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car

Why are there so many black men in the NBA? Because they trained hard and practiced regularly to get there..

why did the goat go up the ladder? because its ladder goat

What is a five letter word that sounds just like trucks? Vroom

What's big, grey, and can't climb a tree? A car park.

Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

As friend of mine recently told me that he knew my deepest darkest secret. When I asked him what it was, he said that I was too emotionally unstable, and that I would never be ready to settle down. I killed him.

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