Hello.

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its snowing on mount fuji

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A priest and a police officer are sitting at a bar. They both have considerable drinking problems because problems unrelated to their respective occupations. The bartender's name is Mike.

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Whats 10 times worse than a war? Ten wars.

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I'd like to make this joke funnier but I can't. It's stupid. I don't even like it.

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womens rights.

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Dr. Dick Howard Long visits a friend in England. Arriving at his friend's house, he knocked at the door. A butler then lets him in and asks, "Sir, would you like to wait while the Master bathes?" The doctor then replies, "Sure thing, I'll wait until he's done."

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A black man walks into a store with a gun. He is a policeman bringing in a murder weapon as part of his investigation.

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Your mom is so fat when she sat on wallmart she lowered the prices

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Why does the groom wear a black tux? Because he knows a funeral when he sees one.

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yo mommas so ugly that as a child she was often teased for her looks.

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What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage..

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What do dogs call gaseous exchange? Woof!!

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what do you call a drunk person? By his or her name and call him a cab

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What did the white man say to the black man? Hi i'm Steve, it's nice to meet you

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? I throw a refrigerator at him.

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What did Superman say when he forgot his cape? "Where's my cape?"

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how do you get all the people in ireland out of their homes? roll a potato down the road. how do you find the richest person in ireland? you find the one who got the patato

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Obama

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Me

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Knock Knock! whos there? Me! I kill you!

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Cancer.

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Why did the black man actually receive an education. Because he is entitled to one as a citizen of the world. Frederick Douglass, at the twenty-third anniversary of the Emancipation Proclamation stated that "Education, the sheet anchor to a society where liberty and justice are secure, is a dangerous thing to society in the presence of injustices and oppressions...." Douglass knew that in order for black people in America to survive, they had to be educated because it was the one area that could make the weak person strong and the black person equal. By the time the modern day Civil Rights Movement started, its leaders already knew that education was knowledge, and that knowledge was power. In order for black people to gain their equality, they would have to have a solid foundation to stand on, and that foundation would be education.

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What did the fat guy say after his weight-reduction surgery? I'm gonna sue the clown pants out of McDonalds

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