- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did little Betsy have a stomach ache? Her alcoholic mother pinned her down in a drunken rage and made her drink bleach.

what'd one jew say to the other jew? i cant eat this its ham. (sounds better when said with disappointed jew voice)

Yo Mama is so fat that she has to wear large clothes.

2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

A man violently raped a small child. Unfortunately the child had aids and gave them to the man.

I like my women like I like my pancakes: Flipped over, inanimate, motionless, and covered in my syrup.

A young child drops his ice cream and began to cry. Why are you crying asks his mother Because I dropped my ice cream said the child

Why does the man with no legs call for help? because he woke up to find that he had no legs.

Why did the little boy cry? I cut off his toes one by one and shoved fireworks up his ass

I would, but I see an older version of the kid, that suffered so much pain and agony.

how do you scare a mexican? You dress up as a bar of soap.

Why did the irishman go to the bar? because he was a designated driver and was picking up his friend.

Roses are blue Violets are green I have issues, What should I do?

Ever heard of the dumb blonde joke? You probably wouldn't get it.

Your Mom was so fat he made herself Liposuction Twice

Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

How do you get a cat out of a tree? Throw a jar of foreskin at it.

This is an anti-anti joke. I don't expect him to get it.

Why is Obama the Antichrist? Salad.

what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

Q: What did the passengers think of thier Chineese bus driver? A: They were very pleased with the bus driver's service, for he was a very safe driver and got them to their destination on time.

Women outside of the kitchen.

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender--TOAST

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