- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

what do you tell a woman with one black eye? "sorry about that wild ball, you played a fantastic softball game otherwise"

Blake wilkeys hair style

What do a bike and a human have in common they are both objects

What is black and white, and red all over? A mutilated penguin.

What do you call a cheese that's not yours? Cheese

why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

What's the only thing a Black Hole can't absorb? Nothing. It absorbs everything, even light.

knock knock Who's there? The Police! Your under arrest.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had AIDS

Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

Why was there an awkward silence? Because numerous people gathered in a room were not talking.

What's fourteen inches long and purple and can make a woman scream all night? crib death

did you hear about the fly on the toilet? i heard he got pissed off!

what is green an invisible? this cabbage

In Soviet Russia... People Die for Voicing their Opinions

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

Three penguins are at the top of snowy hill. The first penguin slides down the hill, and yells "RADIO!" The second penguin slides down the hill, and yells "RADIO!" Finally, the third penguin slides down and hill and yells "RADIO!"

What is the difference between a duck? One of it's legs are both the same!

What killed the name cool? Coolio

Knock knock. Who's there? The Grim Reaper. The Grim Reaper who? Joking with me will not postpone your death.

what is red and lies in all four corners of the room? a baby that was playing with a chainsaw.

Vagina cream... end of story

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