- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are red Violets are blue whilst you reading this I just raped you

YOUR MUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the woman spend all her time in the kitchen? For fear of her abusive husband.

What was the first thing that went through the mind of the first 9/11 jumper? Thank god I only jumped from the first floor.

What do you call a fish with one eye? A fish

Do you know what african children do? They die of starvation.

Hitler: honey what's for dinner? Hitlers wife: a jewwwsyy steak

Knock Knock Who's There Your doctor... You have Aids

Q: What's brown and looks like a weasel? A: A weasel.

What happens when you walk around with a kick me sign on your back? you get punched in the face. How are you supposed to know it says kick, you cant see your own back.

goats are like mushrooms, if you shoot a duck, im scared of toasters

How do you get 4 Jews in a car? Open the door and tell them politely to get in.

How can you outsmart Stephen Hawking? Steal the wheels of his chair and replace them with a dolphin.

hello? knock knock. you called me, why are you saying knock knock?

A dog just died in my neighborhood last week. It made me sad so I vandelized a church and got put into jail. That made me even MORE sad so I vandelized the jail. Morel of the story: This wasn't grammaticly a story. A story is not 3 sentences. --

Why did a vampire climb Mount Everest in the middle of the night on his birthday in September?

How do you get a black man to run? Ask him how his day has been, catch up on some memories of your time at school together, then challenge him to a foot race.

When you cross a bird on the sidewalk what do you do??? Run in big circles.

H o m o comes out as homo

If I met your mom before you was born, you would still be born.

What did the mute say to the deaf man?

Why did Jimmy fall out of the tree. Cause' I shot him.

Guess what. I eat weed and smoke yogurt

My brownie is so warm and squishy. You know what else is warm and squishy? Freshly killed babyies

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