I'm a fork. Fork you!!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

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Why couldn't the woman drive the car? Because she was a woman.

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What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

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What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? There's twenty of them

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What did the psychiatrist say to the man wearing nothing but Saran Wrap? - "That's for food. You should wear clothes instead."

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what did hitler say before he turned on the gas who are you calling a dick dina

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What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

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Why did the bones cross the road? They didn't, the dogs ate them.

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How did the black kid apply for college? The Common App. Duhh

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Why did the white man cross the road? To pay his taxes.

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These two guys walk into a bar. You'd think the second guy would've noticed it was there.

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knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

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Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

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Whats faster that a Mexican with your TV? A speeding bullet.

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

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way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

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Why did the vagina smell so bad? Because it had yeast infection.

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A bear and a rabbit both take a dump in the woods below an old oak tree. They look at each other, smile and nod their heads in acknowledgment of one another. The bear is first to let go of his rather large load and a loud THUMP is heard throughout the woods. Shortly after another and then another. The rabbit looks at the bear for a moment then turns closes his eyes and begins to strain. Finally the sound of what can only be described as a machine gun rattles through the wood. Looking impressed the bear looks over at the rabbit as it pops off its last few pellets. When the rabbit is finished the bear asks "Do you have a problem with the shit sticking to your fur?" The rabbit thinks for a moment then looks at the bear and says "Umm... No, not really." So the bear uses the rabbit to wipe his arse.

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A 10 year old underpriveledged boy goes to the second mile camp and meets his new counselor: Penn State defensive coordinator Jerry Sandusky. The two bond very much and talk a lot. Sandusky invites the boy back to the locker room to shower because the boy got muddy. The boy takes a shower, gets clean, and goes back to his cabin. The boy has a great time at the camp and goes home.

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A cricket walks into a bar and the bartender says,"Hey, we have a drink named after you!' and the cricket says,"Oh really? You have a drink named Joe?"

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Charmander is red,Squitle is blue,If you were a pokemon i'd choose you.

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Get out of the way everybody, a group of elephants are tumbling down the mountain!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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