how do you get all the people in ireland out of their homes? roll a potato down the road. how do you find the richest person in ireland? you find the one who got the patato

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Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

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Why did the black man sleep all day? He suffered from narcolepsy.

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A man walks into a bar. He backs up, unwraps it, and enjoys its chocolatey deliciousness.

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What's the difference between a fat man and a little boy? Despite the fact that they were dropped on two different cities, one was made out of uranium, the other was made out of plutonium.

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Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

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What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

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What did the mime say to the girl? .......

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What do you call an englishman who wakes up in Africa Confused

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one day a white guy was in detroit. it was very strange. nothing happened

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whats worse than dying alone? dying with a boner.

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Cows are land manatees.

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Whats the first thing you do when your grandmother gets hit by a toaster? Buy a new toaster.

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Why did the old man cross the road? Coz he was in an ambulance

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Why did steve cry? Because he got punched.

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What's worse than stepping on chewing gum A clown throwing bricks at orphans

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What kinds of children go to heaven dead ones

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Two guys walk into a bar; A Mexican and a Canadian. The Mexican guy says "Bartender, give me a 2 shots of Tequila, por favor". The Canadian guy says "Bartender, give me a shot of Club and a Molson, eh". They continue to drink until neither can feel the crippling pain of their mundane lives - then they each leave the bar, walk home and sleep alone.

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Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

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why was the black man wearing a ski mask? he was skiing.

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So I was walking down the road today

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There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. And now he's dead. No more shoe ingestion

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Know what people hated the most? 9-11

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Q: what did the man with a broken jaw say? A: nnamkkiuuiriwojjkmgfmls!!!!

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