Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could DO YO MOMM!!!

what is orange red and blue, has wheels , and can talk? i don't know that's why i asked you

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Roses are red vielots are blue but they aren't as sweet as you.Can you be my Valentine ny choclate cupcake will you me my choclate

what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

What's black and blue and hates sex? The 8 year old in my trunk

Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

I was playing Black Ops online, my wife turned it off in the middle of the game....I killed her

I hate blackniggers

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Siete inglesi quindi non sapete nemmeno cosa c'è scritto ? Succhiacapre che non siete altro.

Why didn't Superman save anyone on September 11? He was in a wheelchair.

how do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the brake

When I eat Mi Familia Mexica food, it burns when I go to the bathroom. Is that bad?

It's The Only Crayon The illustrator had?

what did hulk say when he was mad? im mad

"Is the Pope a Catholic?" Yes.

How do you get a bent nail out of a board? You carefully pry it out with the back of the hammer.

What do Connecticut school kids get at Christmas? Shot.

why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide? you would too if your name was uuhuhuhduhh

This is a shovels and rakes conversation. No hoes allowed.

Women's Rights

What's the biggest lie you've ever told? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

Y- You O- are L- such a O- Loser

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