A military serviceman returns home from a tour of duty to find his wife in bed with another man. He feels betrayed and files for divorce, then later meets a more faithful woman with whom he has a more fulfilling relationship.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side . Unfortunately , there was a car accident and shrapnel from the explosion [caused by gas on fire] cut his head off causing the old woman to faint , and later die a horrible death .

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Roses are red Violets are blue classic

thumb_up thumb_down -20

A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Why do monkeys fly with their wings? Because Elephants tend to run out of battery.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Why little Susie often molested as a child? She was probably a good-looking child.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

kcuf read it backwards

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He threw at the girl, and that's why she fell off the swing.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on?

thumb_up thumb_down -20

why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Conner Schmidt's fiance has the fattest ass in the world <3

thumb_up thumb_down -20

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Robin, please, get in the Batmobile

thumb_up thumb_down -20

A guy walks into a bar with a Donkey and a jar full of pennies. He walks up to the bartender and orders ten shots of whiskey. He was found dead the next morning from erotic asphyxiation.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

what did the man say to his boss? Hello boss

thumb_up thumb_down -20

a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and bacomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into shit.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

what do u call a 7th grade ninga joe waldeaker the sarah freek

thumb_up thumb_down -20

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

(joker) Do you like fishsticks? (recipient) "No" (any response from the joker at this point qualifies as anti joke)

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Why didn't the boy blow out his birthday cake this year? He died last year.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Why did nobody like the famous singer? Because she was Rebecca Black.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

hi

thumb_up thumb_down -20

roses are red violets are blue , but i would't know that because u never bring me flowers, you bastard .

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops