7 chickens ran down the road. One ate a spider. He is now the fattest chicken.

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Batman and Superman switched sidekicks. Superman didn't want Robin.

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Tom and Phill are eating ice cream Tom challenges Phill to a contest to see who can eat their ice cream in one bite Tom finishes his in two bites Phil in one Then he looks like he got a brain freeze Tom notices and says "You idiot: you got brain freeze!" Phill turns around and says "No, I have a brain tumor."

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what did sushi A say to sushi B? Nothing, because sushi is composed of aboitic fish, rice and other nutritious components and cannot speak

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A girl and her family were walking by a cliff. Suddenly - due to a a part of the cliff falling away - her family fell over the edge and died. The girl ran to the bottom of the cliff and saw her family's body's strewn across the rocks, blood everywhere. She didn't have a phone on her and so could not call the police. She called over a man she saw in the distance. He asked "What's happened?". Just managing to stammer the words through her tears she said "My entire family fell off a cliff and died". The man unzipped his trousers and said "This really isn't your day is it love?"

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What is a life without options.... an optionless life

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How do you make someone think your wierd? Pretend to be a panda.

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I was at work today and whilst staring at my beautiful colleague I realised how hard it had got. So I quit

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Whats Brown and fluffy ASIAN TITS

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Why didn't the blonde eat bacon? She was Jewish, and it was against her religion.

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Why did? Yes

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What do you call a cheese that's not yours? Cheese

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You know what makes no cents? 100 cents because 100 cents make a dollar.

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What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A: A quadriplegic.

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Why did the black family cry? Tyler Perry died

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What's black and doesn't work? Half of Detroit.

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a boy with asperges asked me a question today he asked me again and again because he has asperges

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why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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What did the Blind man say to the deaf man? Nothing, he doesn't know sign language

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what did the blond do when her house was on fire? she called the fire department, because that would be the correct thing to do in such a situation.

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Why did the woman lie down? She was dead

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You know what likes to get fisted? Sock puppets.

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what do you call a white guy on a bus load of blacks guys? probably his name...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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