there is 500 dicks on the wall how many will choke on? None?? so ur a professional!!!! lol

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Yo Mama!

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Robocop and T-800 argue over who can run the fastest, Robocop claims he is the fastest, while T-800 says that he is the fastest. To settle things once and for all, they start a race. At first T-800 seems to be leading Then the T-800 is leading by a great distance. moments later the T-800 has a huge lead. But then suddenly, without any warning, the race shifts! T-800 is now leading only by a great distance! Yet in a amazing, and completely unexpected plot-twist. T-800 wins! Moral: :O

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What did the black man get his mom for Mother's Day? Some jewelry and a very nice card.

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What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

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Q: what did one kangaroo say too the other kangaroo? A: I was told I am schizophrenic.

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A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

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roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Daisies are yellow Why am I naming flower colours?

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What did the German say to the Jew? Sorry.

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Romeny or Obama? Obamney

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Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman.

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Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by a giant elephant.

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what do you call a young man? a little boy

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I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

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What is the difference between a black man and a potato? Well, there are a great many differences. But the main one is probably that a potato is a potato, and a black man is a black man.

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One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

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Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because the branch broke.

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What's black and white and red all over? The dead kitten on the road.

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why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

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Mario goes home after a hard day of work and finds his entire family killed and a note from Bowser... He is now an asshole who beats and rapes kids...

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Why does a black man have a bicycle? He bought it with his own money.

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i think quinn is gay? you probably don't know him but when i walked him on him shoveling a ken doll is his butt

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When life gives you lemons, you go to a therapist and seek help because your dementia has progressed to the point that you are seeing and feeling illusions.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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