whats the differnce between a cadilack and a pile of dead babies? theres no cadilack in the back of my car1 >.>

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says,"Why the long face?" The horse replies,"I have terminal cancer."

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This couple is having the most passionate sex ever one night, and the guy cums before he gets a chance to pull out. He gets the woman pregnant. Now they are married.

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What does samios search on google? Shemale gey big t.it lactating big c.ock An.al tearing Ana.l dilation school girl rape compilation

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1 I've been diagnosed with-- 2 I don't give a f*ck, go die in a hole!

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Billy Mays and Michael Jackson are up in Heaven, because they died recently.

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kieran scott peels his off his foreskin while he watches hentai porn then he eats it afterwards, he is also on roids

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*Brother comes downstairs wet and naked* Mom: Did you enjoy your shower?

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Once upon the time.... It was 12 o´clock

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapos.

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knock knock? who's there? a guy..... so the man open's the door and the guy clutching a knife stabs repeatedly at his chest killing him and drags his body down into his cellar locking him away from the open world. by Mad James

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10+10=20. 20+20=40 40-10=30 I have 2 penises.

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How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? The same amount as white people, stop being racist.

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What did the pencil say to the pen? Nothing.

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why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

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My Grandma has Alzheimers and always repeats what she says. My Grandma has Alzheimers and always repeats what she says. (Submitted by Aidan)

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A married couple is arguing over the temperature in their house. The wife wants it at 62 degrees and the husband wants it at 74. What should they do? Nothing while they are arguing their daughter decides to put it at 32 and freeze them to death

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Why couldn't the pirate get into the movie? Because he was armed and clearly inebriated.

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Your chicken just went across the road. What does this tell you about the economy?

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Why didn't the girl get on the school bus? It was Sunday.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Hatch. Hatch who? God bless you.

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Chuck Norris goes to the mars to fight the marshuns he then die's soon after because there is lack of oxegen on mars and theres no marshuns.

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I hated the Reading festival, i'm dyslexic. I hated it because my family died in a housefire while I was there.

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A man goes to the beach to meat babes, but know one seemes to notice him. The man notices another man with a crowed of beautiful women surrounding him. Later that day he stops the man and asks him, how do you get all those girls? the man replies put a potato in your bathing suit. so the next day the man puts a potato in his bathing suit, this time he notices girls walking by and laughing, he goes to the man at the end of the day and asks why it did not work, the man replies, next time try putting the potato in the front

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