Man in Balcony: You're telling it wrong!

what do you call a man with blue eyes??? a man with blue eyes

a retard walks into a bar a bruise appeared on his head

Women's rights

How do you entertain a bored pharaoh? (written in 1600 BCE - Westcar Papyrus) -You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish

If Life Throws You Melons, Then You're Probably Dyslexic. -S.H.A.T Brother 2Flush

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

Ask me if my names Troy. Is your name troy? No, it's Roy.

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a murderer.

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

sweating like antoni with a girl

From the makers of Call of Duty 1, comes Call of Duty 2.

what did hitler say before he turned on the gas who are you calling a dick dina

Roses are red Violets are blue Your whole family is dead And now it's time for you!

What is a black man's favorite fast food restauraunt? Varies.

why was it sad that 3 men were crossing rail road tracks in a toyota and got hit by a train? they ruined the Toyota

A: Roses are red, Violets are blue. B: Then why are they called violets? A: I NEVER NOTICED THAT!

i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

Why couldn't the women cook for her family She had no arms, therefore incapable of preforming the task.

Why did the little kid fall off the rollercoaster? His dad threw him off.

Q. why did I get hurt A. My pants fell off

What do you call a cat that growls? A cat

Your social life.

A Jewish person was found dead in an alley way last night, Hitler did nothing wrong.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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