what's worse than the Holocaust. Finding two worms in your apple.

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What did Santa say to the prostitute? "Merry Christmas!"

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There once was a man who had a penis that was so big, his girlfriend liked it a lot. A year later they got married and had kids, but then the man lost his accounting job and things went downhill.

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what starts with an f and ends with a uck? firetruck!!

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What is green and had wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.....

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A street performer was sitting on a curb playing guitar when a black man walked up and put some money in the guitar case. The street performer nodded in appreciation of the man's donation and continued to play his instrument.

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its snowing on mount fuji

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Hello.

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Knock Knock, Who's There? The The Who? YYYYEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!

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Whats 10 times worse than a war? Ten wars.

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After visiting the dentist, Ke$ha had sixteen cavities because brushing your teeth with bottles of jack causes plaque to build up.

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How many women does it take to drive a car? One. She had a sex change.

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A priest and a police officer are sitting at a bar. They both have considerable drinking problems because problems unrelated to their respective occupations. The bartender's name is Mike.

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Knock Knock! EXPLOSION!!!!

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Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? Well, he's dead.

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what do you call a cat with no tail? smithers.

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cats, swimming, northpole ,sky, park , tree , bench, anti joke. shut up you have a skin disease!

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Isn't everyday "black tie optional"?

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What did the black man say to his wife? Nothing, she had died earlier that year after a long battle with cancer.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

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Knock Knock! whos there? Me! I kill you!

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Cancer.

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Obama

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how do you get all the people in ireland out of their homes? roll a potato down the road. how do you find the richest person in ireland? you find the one who got the patato

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Anti Joke

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