- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's similar about a mole and an eagle? They both are blind and dig through the ground. Except the eagle.

Fire is red Water is blue Earth is brown Air is transparent

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

What's worse than a kid with a big head? Nothing you just look weird like Austin

What's better than winning $5000 a week for life?! Winning any larger sum of money a week for life, and sex.

Why does Ron Weasley have friends? He does't. He's a ginger.

How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

What do you call a scottish drunk? a taxi

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt.. that kinda shit never happens

what do you call a man with blue eyes??? a man with blue eyes

"Is the Pope a Catholic?" Yes.

Why do girls not have penises? Because there girls

Whats worse than sour milk? 911. Whats worse than 911? drinking sout milk!

you and your family will die tonight

What is a gremlin's favorite snack? Gremlins aren't real.

Q: What did Tommy do when it was time to go to bed? A: Go to bed. Q:What did Tommy do when it was time to wake up? A: Kill him self.

whats bloop with an m? matthew

There are two men waiting in line at the supermarket. One of the men reaches forwards and taps the other one on the shoulder. He says, "You dropped your wallet.". He picks up his wallet and both of the men continue on with their day.

Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No

There was a lil girl in a red hoody skipping to her grandma's house. When she got there she noticed her grandma wasn't home. The lil girl panics and see's a wolf. She hesitates and asks the wolf "Have you seen my grandma" The wolf replies with a yes, shes in the backyard planting flowers.

What's sad about four black people going over in a cliff in Cadillac? It was my Cadillac.

What is faster than a black man with a stereo? A car

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