- Anti Joke

A person expresses their opinion online. Another person thanks them for sharing their opinion but kindly disagrees, then he wishes the other person to have a good day.

How many gays does it take to change a light bulb? 1, even if hes not happy im sure he would still be able to change it.

There was once a boy who ate fire. He died of severe burns.

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

Because she has down's syndrome

what do you give a little girl with no legs and no arms for christmas...................cancer

Guess what I saw... Wood, I'm a carpenter.

Why is this room orange? Because I painted it orange. You didn't paint it; my mom painted it.

What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

Scenario- A wedding while skydiving. Problem- The groom lost his parachute. Question- Who stole it? Hint- The Maid of Honor didn't have one either, but he had one on his body when he hit the ground. Answer- The mailman, but he died of old age.

My dads so gay he has sex with other men for fun.

"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

Yo Mama is so fat that she has to wear large clothes.

Why did little Betsy have a stomach ache? Her alcoholic mother pinned her down in a drunken rage and made her drink bleach.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the bus crash? What, you were expecting an answer? I was asking you

What time do you go to the dentist? Depends on the appointment.

When life gives you melons, your probably dyslexic.

What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

What is the same between a turtle and an eagle? They both fly, apart from the turtle.

What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

whats worse then girls playing sport ? girls cutting grass