What did the cat say to the hamster? Meow

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what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

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What did the ocean say to the black guy? Nothing, it just shot him.

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What's the difference between Elisabeth Fritzl and Pope John Paul II? Pope John Paul II wasn't imprisoned and raped continuously over a 24 year period in a horrific act of cruelty by his father

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why did the chicken go to the man? TO ask if he wants sex for money

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What do you call a dumb blonde with no hair? You don't, since there is no way of knowing that she is blonde.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it's not gonna

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Why did the woman cross the road? To welcome the new neighbors.

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So a blond is rowing a boat in the middle of the field. It turns out she was insane and was trying to escape from the sanitarium.

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Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

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It's green, has four legs and sits in a tree. And if it falls on your head you're dead. A billiard table.

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What did the paper say to the pen? Nothing, they are inanimate objects!

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what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

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whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could DO YO MOMM!!!

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How do you get a man out of a box? Blow the box up

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What do you call a black man about to jump off a cliff? Suicidal

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tims sty:)

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Nah, could not care less about how I sound on "The network", its just that I spent all night finishing the core concept to my new novel, and all the capital letters and stuff sound like Jim Carrey in my head as I type. So Redcunt, where you going? When you coming back?

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There's a Korean Black person and a Mexican on a cliff who jumps first? Who Cares

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What's the difference between a plum and bunny? They're both purple, except the bunny.

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why did the chicken cross the road? who cares i dying from cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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