- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who paved the road? The fat guy with the steam roller

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Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? She's dead.

A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: The Police. We have a warrant for your arrest.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock. Knock. Whos there? Not Sarah.

A pedophile walks into a Nursery. He get's arrested.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A typical out-door activity.

Knock knock whos there telephone telephone who telephone refiridgerator

I just drank a cola.

What do vampires cross the sea in?

If a tree falls on a woman and there's no one around to hear her scream why did a tree fall in the kitchen?

A man and his son cross the street, the man hears a screaming noise and ignores it, the man gets across and notice his wife missing...

Why couldn't the dwarf mother reach for the top shelf? Her height was at a mini-mum.

Why didn't Johnny get into college? Because Johnny is retarded.

What is funnier than one dead baby? Two dead Babies

Yo mom so fat that even Torres won't miss her

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the little child orphan with no arms or legs get for christmas? CANCER and for his birthday A.I.D.S. R.I.P little orphan

A Man Walks Into A Bar. He's Immediately Rushed To The Hospital.

What is the difference between 1000 dead babies and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

Why didn't the puppy play with his toys? They were poisonous.

Why did the black man crash his car? His low-income job forced him to buy a toyota.

How long did it take the world's most powerful democracy to elect a black President? Less than a day.

once there where 3 guys on a beach. they found a bottle and a fetis came out.. later they found out 2 of the 3 had cancer and the 3rd was a vegetable.

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

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