Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have alzheimers, Roses are red

A woman catches her husband cheating on her she divorces him in a rather lengthy sequence of meetings in court

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

What's red and weighs a metric ton? An apple, my scale wasn't calibrated

America

Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

Wuts brown and smelly? Brown smelly stuff.

I don't find blind jokes funny. Honestly, I just can't see the humor in them.

Why did the little girl drop her school books? A kid jacked her in the head with a brick.

why was it sad that 3 men were crossing rail road tracks in a toyota and got hit by a train? they ruined the Toyota

Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

Why did Alex fall off the swing? he had no arms

Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

what do you call a man with blue eyes??? a man with blue eyes

How many dinosaurs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well, if you're talking about T. Rexes, you can forget about it! Their arms are too short to do anything! They can't even beat off!

Two men walk into a bar. You would think at least one of them would've seen it.

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what did the cerial killer get for christmas an electric chair

whats the difference between you're mom and you're dad none there both the same

one day i went on a swing, somone pushed me and i fell broke my leg,cracked three ribs, cut my lip, fractured my toe and died of internal bleeding to my brain.

Q-what did the black man say before he crossed the road? A-i wanna cross the road.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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