Cows are land manatees.

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whats worse than dying alone? dying with a boner.

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What's the difference between a fat man and a little boy? Despite the fact that they were dropped on two different cities, one was made out of uranium, the other was made out of plutonium.

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What's worse than stepping on chewing gum A clown throwing bricks at orphans

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Why did the black man sleep all day? He suffered from narcolepsy.

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A man walks into a bar. He backs up, unwraps it, and enjoys its chocolatey deliciousness.

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What do you call an englishman who wakes up in Africa Confused

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What did the mime say to the girl? .......

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Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

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What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

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Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting anally raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

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What did Al gore say after he sold his TV Station to Arab Oil Money? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. CHA-CHING!

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Two guys walk into a bar; A Mexican and a Canadian. The Mexican guy says "Bartender, give me a 2 shots of Tequila, por favor". The Canadian guy says "Bartender, give me a shot of Club and a Molson, eh". They continue to drink until neither can feel the crippling pain of their mundane lives - then they each leave the bar, walk home and sleep alone.

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why was the black man wearing a ski mask? he was skiing.

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So I was walking down the road today

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There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. And now he's dead. No more shoe ingestion

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Know what people hated the most? 9-11

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Q: what did the man with a broken jaw say? A: nnamkkiuuiriwojjkmgfmls!!!!

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What do you call a magic owl? HOODINI only some will get it...

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Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A drum set.

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Knock knock (who's there) Orange ( orange who) orange you glad to see

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Knock Knock! Whos There? Paul Okay I was expecting you

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Q: How do you stop a baby from crying? A: You hit it with brick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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