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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get if you mix a Bulldog and a Shih Tzu? A new breed of dog.

Why did the gambler sell his house? Because he needed money to pay for male hookers.

Knock Knock Who's there? Abbott! Abbott who? Abbott time you answered the door! The door was never answered because they did not know the person at the door.

A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

What's made of wood and has an eraser? a 2x4 i lied about the eraser.

how do you know Newcastle are losing? its 5 past 3

Q. why did the blonde stare at the orange juice carton? A. it said concentrate.

your mothers so blonde she has yellow hair.

What did the man with cancer say to the Holocaust survivor? "I have cancer."

Q: What game will Helen Keller always win? A: Marco Polo. She is a fast swimmer.

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

Justin Bieber.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a sprite. Everyone in the bar looks and him funny and then laughs. He then tells them, "I would rather satisfy myself with a cool lemon-lime drink than put the poisonous toxins of alchohol into my blood stream."

knock knock no ones home

Women outside of the kitchen.

yo mama so fat she decided to go on a diet :)

I popped my head over my sexy neighbour's fence today to see her lying in her bikini. "Wow, you're gorgeous!" I burst out, "I hope you know how to do CPR." "Why?" she asked with a giggle, "Because I've taken your breath away?" "No," I replied. "I've just run your son over out front."

Osama bin Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden was born in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia, a son of Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden, a billionaire construction magnate with close ties to the Saudi royal family.

What is the least racist animal? A panda. It's black, white and Asian.

If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

Q: Why was the little boy upset? A: His nose was glued to the sidewalk.

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? Because she was a mother catering her child's sporting event.

What's the diffrence between a hockey puck, and an african child? They're both black, but usualy african children aren't round!

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