If the blue man lives in the blue house, the red man lives in the red house and the green man lives in the green house, where does the orange man live? In the orange house.

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Whats the similarity between your mom and me We are both men except for your mom

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The black man leaves the strip club.

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what's purple and tastes like a grape? a grape.

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How do you make bread out of corpses? You don't. You grow it with bread seeds.

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What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

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Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

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Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

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Why did Tim sit on the chair? Because potato.

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Why couldn't the girl brush her hair? Because she had leukemia

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What did the martian say to the other martian when he saw a fire hydrant? "Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!"

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I was Born ready I was born naked.

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why was 7 afraid of 8, cause 8,9,10

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Um...thats impossible because chickens live on farms theyre are no roads....

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i ate and i ate and i was sick on the floor 8x8=64

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Knock Knock Who's There? The police- we are sorry to inform you that your wife and only child was killed in a brutal car accident earlier this evening, We offer our condolences.

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Thanks superman! Oh this is just what a regular Clark Kent would do... Uh... I mean... Dont worry Superman I know you arent Clark Kent, I just wonder why you work for him all day... Moral: What? What moral? What what?

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Adam Chebali goes to war and is quickly killed. The rest of the world rejoices as he can no longer post anti-jokes only he thinks are funny and brag about himself on anti-joke.com.

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What's red, black, and green all over? A dead black bear. Just no green.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

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Whats Black and White and Red all over ? A Zebra laying in a pool of its own blood.

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Are you from Tennessee? Because you accent is really not hiding it

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I have aids

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What is the answer to number 7 on the test? Time for you to get a watch.

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