Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

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How long did it take the world's most powerful democracy to elect a black President? Less than a day.

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once there where 3 guys on a beach. they found a bottle and a fetis came out.. later they found out 2 of the 3 had cancer and the 3rd was a vegetable.

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whats fat and ugly ? aidan slattery

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what happens when you piss on a dead monkey nothing you just lose the urge to pee O.o

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A man and his son cross the street, the man hears a screaming noise and ignores it, the man gets across and notice his wife missing...

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What do vampires cross the sea in?

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Why couldn't the dwarf mother reach for the top shelf? Her height was at a mini-mum.

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If a tree falls on a woman and there's no one around to hear her scream why did a tree fall in the kitchen?

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A bald guy walks out of a bar Prostate cancer

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raising eyebrows to expose eyes can also be a signal of attraction ('I'm looking at you, gorgeous. Can you see?').

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How do you define an unsatisfactory kitchen? It won't have a woman chained to the oven.

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Q: What happens when you sit in the middle of the road? A: You get hit by a car and die a horrible death as your family members mourn in the loss and remain sad forever.

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A. Why did the man crash the car? B. Because the driver was a blind man with no arms, who happened to have a psychological problem affecting his brain's ability to detect movement, thus making the car crash.

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How do you know if your friend is dead? You shoot him in the face!

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What's the difference between a black businessman and a white businessman? Their skin colour.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are blue Cabbage

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what is red, black, and blue all over? A horribly painted room.

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what do you throw at a mexican man when he is drowning? his family.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names

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What did Mr. Sandman do whrn the boy asked for one too many dreams, nothing because Mr. Sandman was the boys bitch.

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Jacob licked out his buthole again. It was becoming a usual thing for him to do, it suddenly became one of his hobbies and wanted to lick more, so he started licking MR. Macs

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Girl: That's pretty big. Boy: That's what she said. Woman: Yes, I enjoys large genitals.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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