why did the girl break up with her boyfriend? hes gay

What do you call a dolphin mixed with a cheetah? I have no idea I was hoping you knew.

world peace

What is Ron afraid of? Spiders!

Thank you Jesus, for this wonderful meal we have tonight. De nada.

whats worse than one week in school? two weeks in school. whats worse than two weeks in school? three weeks in school whats worse than three weeks in school? child abuse, killing animals and murder

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin "Boy, it sure is getting hot in here," and the other muffin replies "yeah, that's because it's an oven."

Q. Whats Brow and rhymes with Snoop? A Dr. Dre

My life is a dream in of itself.. inception???

What's worse than the haulocost? Not much.

Why did the mexican order a bean burrito? Because thats his favorite

2 + 2 = 4

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? Whatever their name is.

the man was talking to a phone no answered cause he talking to a brick wall

Is it colder on a farm than in the winter?

A couple was arguing about how the man was cheating and he was in "The Doghouse". There clever son pointed out that they didn't own a dog.

Why did the Spice Girls stop performing? They mutually agreed to stop performing.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

what makes the world go round? An axis (just jokin, its COFFEE)

A horse walks into a bar and begins to moo. Everyone is confused until it takes off its costume and reveals it's just a cow.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing, you heartless asshole.

Why did the armadillo fall off the cliff?

What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? Well, I couldn't understand them... It's hard to pronounce anything clearly when your mouth is full, which is why you don't eat and speak simultaneously.

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