- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the black kid apply for college? The Common App. Duhh

What's the difference between a boodle and a scoodle? Ladoodle!

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Chuck noris is so awesome that he brings a knife to a gun-fight, and wins

knock knock? who's there? a guy..... so the man open's the door and the guy clutching a knife stabs repeatedly at his chest killing him and drags his body down into his cellar locking him away from the open world. by Mad James

A blind man and his dog walk into a store, the man lifts up the dog and begins to spin around. When questioned about his activity the man replies, "I'm just looking around"

Bill:What do you get when you cross a panda and an eagle? Joe:I don't know what? Bill: Is that even possible?

roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this makes no sense microwave.

Bob: What's red and goes ding-a-ling? Trudy: A red ding-a-ling? Bob: Yes. What's blue and goes ding-a-ling? Trudy: A blue ding-a-ling? Bob: No, they only come in red.

What do u do when life gives u lemons?? Eat them

You're mother has had a heart attack in the middle of the street, you start to sing amazing grace hoping people will join in, but unfortunatly this is not a musical and you should call 911.

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

How many spiders dose it take to cover a wall? Four, if they are 7 feet tall

Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

Christopher Walken steps into a bar.

So a man and a woman are siting at the same park table Woman: sir are you touching my leg erotically Man: No mam for you see I am a parapaligec

How do you stop a bus? Throw small children in front of it. Except that didn't work for the boy. He also lost his ice cream.

Q: Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M Factory? A: It's hard to say. HR can not discuss the details of her termination, and the blonde signed a non-discloure agreement. She has since relocated to Biloxi with her family and is doing quit well.

the fat boy named biggins ate a twinkie, a man named scruffy came along and shot biggins, now biggins has no nose

Why did the black man have to stand in the bus? All of the other seats were taken.

A guy walks into a bar and says "ouch!" The bartender says "are you okay?" "Yeah I just stubbed my toe" Then the guy walks it off, and then orders a drink.

what's funny about war? nothing!

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