- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall of the second time? I pushed her.

What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

Why did Helen Kelley's dog run away I'd run away to if my name was. Ughgughgughgiggughfufh.

whats the difference between a mexican and a fish? one is a human being while the other is a fish, what did you expect?

how much did the asian man pay for his operation? nothing. he's dead.

A blonde walks into a bar. Shes now in a coma.

what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

why did the girl cry while watching starwars? She was being raped

Q: How do you fit 30 Jews in one car? A: Two in the front, two in the back, and the rest in the ash tray.

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

When life gives you lemons, you are probably crazy because life cannot give you lemons.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

What do you do after a murder kills your entire family? Nothing, he killed you too

what did the chicken cross the road? because its a chicken

Yo mama soooooo dumb! You should really take her to a doctor, she might actually suffer from mental retardation, I'm just concerned about her.

cancer isn't that good for you. so try not to get it

Knock Knock Who's there? It's Jeff. Hi there Jeff, come in, the doors open.

Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

why is this joke funny because your laughing

Q: What do you call 10 black people in the ocean? A: A family having a good time on an exciting scuba diving tour.

what did God say when He saw a black man? Oops I urnt one.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

chuck norris's daughter lost her virginity but he got it back

What has a fiery tail and is mentally handicapped? Charetard.

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