- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

A woman was at a family reunion and her husband's mother walked in. She has a chocolate allergy so the woman says the her husband,"I need more chocolate!"

How do you know if your friend is dead? You shoot him in the face!

A man trips on an old bottle. He picks it up and out pops a genie. "I will grant you three wishes!" says the genie. "Whatever you so desire is my com--" "I'm already late for a meeting!" shouts the man. He drops the bottle and continues on.

why was sally bleeding? they never buy band-aids over her nubs.

An asian man, a black man, and a white man walk into a bar. All three of them order a scotch, coincidentally this is their favorite beverage.

how do you get a girl of a swing? puch her off! how do you get her friend of a swing? throw a refridgerator at her!

1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

One day Rebecca Black was driving down the street in a brand new convertible Luckily a policeman pulled her over after observing that she was far too young to be driving a car. Underage driving is a serious offense and should not be endorsed in music videos.

Q: Why couldnt the kid feel his legs A: He had no arms

A blind man walks into a bar. The next day he goes out and buys a new seeing eye dog.

Why couldn't the pirate get into the movie? Because he was armed and clearly inebriated.

What's funnier than seeing a baby falling from the empire state building? Stopping his speed with a shovel

Wanna hear a joke..... Corey Jacobs Penis!

What is black and blue? A pen with reversable ink.

Creepy Man: Let's play the rape game Young Girl: No!!!! Creepy Man: That's the spirit

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

Whats black and red inside? A black guy

Mail Man: Knocks on door Guy & Girl: WHAT?! laughing Mail Man: Mail! Guy & Girl: Hold on she is almost done with the whip cream.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

What's black and dangerous? A fridge, I lied about the black part.

What do an elephant and a grape have in common? They're both purple... except for the elephant.

? The person who made that "joke" down there has no life ?

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