- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did jesus REALLY say while walking on water? "I really hope I find a nice patch of sand to swim in."

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

What do you call a horse with wings and a horn on his head? Drunk

what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have difficulty understanding each other.

What did the cat say to the dog? - meow!

There once was a man who had a penis that was so big, his girlfriend liked it a lot. A year later they got married and had kids, but then the man lost his accounting job and things went downhill.

What do you call a black man with cancer? Someone with cancer

What has 4 legs and cant walk? A paralyzed dog

What did batman say to robin before they entered the batmobile? Get in.

A group of Germans eagerly await the FIFA football rankings. England is fourth.

What did the Crippled Orphan get for Christmas Cancer

Why did the boy jump off a bridge? Because he saw it on tv

Fishing rods are cool This haiku does not make sense Lumpy Space Princess

Your mom is so stupid she makes stupid people look not stupid.

What's black and hangs from a tree? A bat.

Where would you be unlikely to find a polar bear? In a courtroom.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house? A: babies lack the intelligence and motor skills to accomplish such a task so it is not practical to hire them for a painting job.

A baby seal walks into a club. It was a tragedy.

Why did the CEO step down? Because he was very ill and could no longer meet his duties and expectations as Pear’s CEO.

ring ring,Who is? you'r face.you'r face how?you'r but hole face.

roses are red violets are blue i have candy im about to rape you

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

What do you have Canasta!!! Were not playing canasta you stupid asshole

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