how many black guys goes it take to screw inalightbulb? just one, but inalightbulb was feeling rather slutty today, so 2.

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Chuck Norris' balls were so big that he went to the doctor to get them checked on and it was discovered that he had testicular cancer.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? It got shot Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey

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Where's the dick??? east

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What happens if you play CS:GO? Well you loose alot of fucking money.

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If an old person falls in the middle of the woods do they make a sound? No their died.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a WAFFLE!

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A man is shipwrecked on a desert island. One day, he finds an old lamp. When he rubs it, a genie appears. The genie says, "You have freed me. As a reward, I will grant you three wishes." The man smacks himself in the face and mutters, "Oh god, I'm seeing genies now. I must be delirious from lack of food and water." Several hours later, he dies.

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How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Let's ride bikes!

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What do 2 arabs say to each other in a super-market? For those of you who don't know your history, the true Lebanese are Phonecians. As such, they are not Ishmaelites/Arabs. They are from the house of Jaffeth. the youngest of Noah's sons. Arabs are from the house of Shem (i.e., Shemites/Semites), the oldest of Noah's sons, and Hamm, Noah's middle son who fathered Cannah with his mother. Haggar, the woman with whom Abraham fathered Ishmael, was a Cannonite. As such, Ishmael, the father of the Arabs, is half Semetic and half Hammetic. The true Lebanese are neither. Furthermore, the first non-Jewish Christian church was established with the Gentiles (the children of Jaffeth) in Lebanon. And then the shop blew up.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names.

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Guy 1: Hey, do you like fish sticks? Guy2: Yeah. Guy 1: Me too

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Lil' Wayne

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A doctor rides in his Mercedes Benz through a rough, poor part of town. He sees a homeless person who is begging for money. The doctor stops and gets out of his car and asks "Ill give you some money if you need it for food". The homeless person then shoots and kills the doctor, takes his wallet, and buys crack.

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A blond, brunette, and red head jump off a building. Who hit the ground last? The red head because she was last to jump.

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Your mom is so fat when she sat on wallmart she lowered the prices

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womens rights.

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What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage..

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Why does the groom wear a black tux? Because he knows a funeral when he sees one.

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Dr. Dick Howard Long visits a friend in England. Arriving at his friend's house, he knocked at the door. A butler then lets him in and asks, "Sir, would you like to wait while the Master bathes?" The doctor then replies, "Sure thing, I'll wait until he's done."

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yo mommas so ugly that as a child she was often teased for her looks.

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I'd like to make this joke funnier but I can't. It's stupid. I don't even like it.

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A black man walks into a store with a gun. He is a policeman bringing in a murder weapon as part of his investigation.

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If you're happy and you know it go to hell.

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