- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Trees are my friends because they welcome me with open limbs.

Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

A man killed himself.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one.

a mexican guy and a black guy are in a car, who is driving? the mexican, the black guy is in the passenger seat

Why did the gang jump a man for his blue jeep? Answer The gang wanted a blue jeep.

Roses are red the grass is green now open your legs and let me fill you with cream

Why did the little boy cry? I cut off his toes one by one and shoved fireworks up his ass

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Ebola, You're going to die.

Why did the girl cross the road? Doesn't matter she got hit by a bus.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No Ok

I have a dig bick you that read wrong you read that wrong too.

What do you call a dinosaur eating a taco? Nothing, you are high.

Emergency call: - Please help, my little son swallowed a condom! 5 minutes later - It is ok, I found another one.

Q: why cant elvis draw a picture. A: cause hes dead.

Mam: Wanna hear a joke about my penis?... nevermind, it's to long. Woman: wanna hear a joke about my vagina?... nevermind, u wouldn't get it.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then watch the world as they wonder how you did it

What's red and screams? A peeled baby in a bag of salt.

What's worse than getting shot in the face? Nothing really because that could leave you seriously handicapped for the remainder of your life or there is a good chance that you are dead.

What was the last thing Batman said to Robin before they got in the Batmobile Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Guess what my dog can do? Bark.

Bob: Hey Jim, what's up? Jim: Obviously the sky, oh and i see a few planes too. by the way why are you asking me why don't you just look up?

How did the old man feel when he couldn't have sex? Viagravated

What do you do if you see a man on the street with a pineapple up his bum? Take him to the hospital to have the pineapple removed professionally. It could be potentially dangerous for his health.

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