Roses are read Vilots are blue, I have a gun, Now get out of my house!!!

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out of your comfort zone

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Who paved the road? The fat guy with the steam roller

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A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: The Police. We have a warrant for your arrest.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock. Knock. Whos there? Not Sarah.

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Where did Susie go in the bombing? Nowhere. Susie is the bomber.

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Why can't you look at the sun? Because it's 2.00 AM

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holocaust is bad but its funny when you use it as a joke hehe

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Yeah, Eliza, its me, its so strange, you are the only one I remember from highschool, I was worried you had forgotten about me, anyway, yeah type as if you where speaking to him, and dont worry, I know I could not keep a secret back then, and I told Nero, so and he promised me he would kindly break my fingers if I told anyone, besides I dont do that anymore trust me.

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What's black and sits in the back of a police car? The seat.

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Two scuba divers are playing cards on the bottom of the ocean. One asks "have you got amy threes?" Then they both die from maintained exposure to the incredible pressure at the bottom of the sea. One left behind three children.

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Why did the man rape the woman? He had a lapse in judgement.

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why does jake have so many guns? hes compensating

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What do you call a guy with no arms and legs sitting on your street corner? Suicidal.

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Q.What has flashing lights and really bad dancing A.Baby haveing an eppilectic fit

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How many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? I don't know considering it was never done before, and that the size of the pancake would have to be taken into account. Although I would suggest you use a better material like wood, plastic, or metal.

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What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when i jump on a trampoline.

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Why can't Johnny ride a bike? Because Johnny is a potato.

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Yeah, me too. The car just ran straight through the stoplight and it was all over...

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What's pink and shaped like a V? A pink V.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A large Albanian man jizzing on the pile.

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2 nuns in the bath, One says "wears the soap" the other says "Over there, next to the shampoo"

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A Man Walks Into A Bar. He's Immediately Rushed To The Hospital.

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Why did the black man crash his car? His low-income job forced him to buy a toyota.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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