- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the girl cry while watching starwars? She was being raped

Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

A Cadillac Escalade ran off a cliff with 4 black man in it. What's wrong with this? The Cadillac could hold 6 people.

What did the man say before he killed himself? I am going to kill myself

A bus full of retarded kids got broken on his way. One kid suggested to the bus driver that the problem could be with the brakes, as that kid's father was a mechanic.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

A dermatologist walks into a strip club. He tells the stripper she has hives on her back and that she needs to go to a clinic, then gets up from his lap dance and reports her to management.

What looks like donuts but stinks of shit. Sean Big Macs socks

Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

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Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had one nut

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A guy starts writing a gag for a joke site. But then he couldn't think of a punchline.

What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

Why did the black man go to church? Because his father died.

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

2 big black men walked up to me with baseball bats. they politely asked me if i wanted to join their friendly game of baseball

how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

John: Hey Pablo why are you standing outside Home Depot. Pablo: Because I work here.

How do you teach an asian baby to read? Enroll him in a good pre-school and practice regularly.

Why do white people go to black people's yard sales? Because they know they sale good quality stuff -Travis

Knock Knock Who's There Nobody Nobody Who?

Why didn't the Irishman want to drink anymore? Because he wasn't thirsty.

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