How much is that doggie in the window? $4.95 + Shipping&Handling

why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt.. that kinda shit never happens

Why didn't the cow go to the candy store It had diabetes poor cow :(

What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

What happened after the man walked off the cliff? Nothing. It was a foot tall.

Christianity

What is Oedipus' favorite tv show! How I Met Your Mother

What's funnier than throwing a baby off a bridge? Everything, if you think that's funny, you're a terrible person.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

What's the difference between a plumber and a husband? Both fuck the same women when the other is away.

what did the old man say to the older man? "hey".

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Awwww sheeeeeeet!

Whats worse then 15 missed calls from your mom?, The Holocaust

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

Q: Why couldnt the kid feel his legs A: He had no arms

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am couler-blind, and poetry is gay

roses are red violet are blue what are you gonna do when chuck norris find you

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have alzheimers, Roses are red

A termite walks into the pub and says "Is the bar tender here?"

A woman catches her husband cheating on her she divorces him in a rather lengthy sequence of meetings in court

I walk into a bar...

Wuts brown and smelly? Brown smelly stuff.

Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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