Yo mamas so fat she weighs more than other people

Four blonds are driving to Disney World when they come across a sign that says Disney World left... So they take the left and enjoy themselves at the place many considered the most wonderful place in the world.

i fell like im going to reverse john becase i ate a bikle penis jackson

A Boy Walks Up To A Frog At the Bus Stop And Says, “Why Are You So Upset?” And The Frog Replied, “I’m Waiting For The Bus Because My Car Just Got TOAD!”

Why was the horse sad? Because it seen a Tesco van in the distance.

Women's rights

1 man walks up to a tiger and eats cheese toast with brownies and butter and wonders about the stars the end james

Knock Knock Come in.

What do you get when you have 10 kids in a church? A lot of rape cases.

did you know, that a Bear has 42 teeth? massive erection.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Who shit in my garden?

what's mouthwatering and smells like fish? salmon

people on this site vote for anti-jokes that make them laughed

Why was Sally crying? Because she had a frog stapled to her face.

This isn't funny.

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

Horse with a chair on his head.

If the blue man lives in the blue house, the red man lives in the red house and the green man lives in the green house, where does the orange man live? In the orange house.

I had a great joke to tell you. I didn't want people stealing my ideas so I didn't write it. Haha

420

Whats the similarity between your mom and me We are both men except for your mom

The black man leaves the strip club.

what's purple and tastes like a grape? a grape.

How do you make bread out of corpses? You don't. You grow it with bread seeds.

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