What number is funnier than 23? 24.

A bloke walks into a bar. He doesn't say 'ouch' because it was a public house and not a hard surfaced object as you may have thought initially

Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

why did the girl stop laughing? there was nothing to laugh about.

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Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

What's red, black, and green all over? A dead black bear. Just no green.

What did Britney Spears say to the Mexican? Hit me baby Juan more time.

A Jew, a Catholic, and a Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What'll you have?" The Jew says, "I'll have a whiskey straight." The Catholic says, "I'll have a vodka tonic." The Muslim says, "I can't drink it's against my religion and I really shouldn't be here."

Knock Knock! Who's there? John.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? Jews are people

Why do blacks run away from whites? Because god told all people to never go to the light.

What did the man say to the drug dealer? I'd like some drugs

Q:Whats worse than you touching yourself at night A: The holocaust

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -Pizza. That'll be 20 bucks. -Here you go. -Thank you.

Your mom is so fat... That you inherited type one diabetes.

What do you say to a black man with a gun? Don't shoot me.

Suicide Johnny and the Go Kill Yourselves

"Free to play" Play free "right now" "Free forever"

Why are black people so good at basketball? Not all black people are skilled at basketball

Why did my mom smell bad. Because she is a corpse and has been dead for some days now

What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

what happened to the kid who didn't get what he wanted for his birthday? He committed suicide

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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