Whats the difference between a fish and whale? Ones bigger than the other.

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why did the fat lady hop on one foot,because she lost the other foot to diabetes. ?

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Santa Claus is so hairy he need to shave more often.

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its all aodhan

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What did pinocchio want to become? Hepatitus free.

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Q: What is tall, white, and shaped like a house? A: a tall white man, if you break his limbs and twist them into the rectangular shape of a house.

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Hey dude, wanna come with me!!!! Sure, where? ON YOUR FACE!!!!!! -_- ........ok sure why not

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roses arent always red, they can be pink or white. violets are violet, not blue. your pretty lets have sex.

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why did Samantha fall off the building? She was hit by a flying fridge dropped by a traffic helicopter.

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What is a chair?

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what is a bracket? a bracket

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Why was the 15 year old boy always alone in his bedroom making strange noises? Because he was struggling to fight back the tears following his single mother's recent suicide, driven by her despair over the reality that her son was an out of control drug addict, just like his no-good father who ran out on them.

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Three men are all in a car park and they all want the same parking spot. As it turns out, it was a trolley bay

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knock knock who's there BANG!! BANG!! BANG!! BANG!! who OPEN THE DOOR ITS THE POLICE

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? lts of stuff like murder, rape, slavery, poverty, mindcontrol, mass genocide, the holocaust, racism, plagarism, physichal assault, war, terrorism, massacres, onsloughts, necrophillia, the dead rising, zombies, jokes on antijokes.com, awkward situations, dieing, cancer, ADHD, other mental illnesses, paint, the grim reaper, shinigami, stereotyping foreigners, prejudicism, bullying, armed robbery, hacking, viruses, incest, feral animals, getting lost in the forest, arsonry, pyromania, passing out in a bar, meeting a serial killer, and finding 2 worms in your apple.

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What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The Hollocaust. What's worse than the Hollocaust? 3 bee stings.

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why couldnt the guy move his legs cuz he was paralyzed

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A blonde walks into a bar ouch

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What do you call a black scuba diver... A scuba diver.

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some of the people who write thes jokes are complete assholes

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What does the funeral director say at a jewish funeral? Ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes...

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Q: What's white, is Mel Gibson, and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree? A: Mel Gibson.

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my mom just came up and saw me masturbateing

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Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

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