- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So three Jews walk into a Biker Bar. Despite the fact that is was a self-proclaimed "Biker Bar", the group of men inside were in fact rather open-minded, and had no issues with new members. They had a rich conversation, and frequented the bar thereafter.

"What starts with an 'F' and ends with 'uck'?" "I don't know, what?" "'Firetruck.'"

How do you stop an oncoming bus? You push a stroller in front of it.

Roses are red violets are blue hes for me not for you if by chance you take my place ill take my fist and smash your face

Who did you see last night? Nobody, no one wants to see you.

whats fat and ugly ? aidan slattery

Two horses are playing in a field, One says to the other "Hey, sup" they then continue playing.

yo' Mamma's so fat when she stepped on the scale, she said "hey, that's my phone number"!

Why are Ethiopians so fast? Because antelope are also very fast.

A man penetrates another man.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are blue Cabbage

What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

What's the difference between an X-box and Michael Jackson? One is an inanimate object and the other is a human being.

what do you throw at a mexican man when he is drowning? his family.

How many jews can you fit into an ash-tray? none because the volume of a human is much greater than an any ash-tray

Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

A mushroom walks into a bar and the bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." and then the mushroom walks out.

why was the boy sad? because.

Wright flyer

Why does Stuart go to Zu Bar? Because he deals cocaine to his fellow raving companions

A black man and a white man and a chinese man are sitting together: Cultural Diversity.

do you have a wife?

Penis, eggs, mushrooms and tigers

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