What day comes after Friday? Saturday, and Sunday comes afterwards.

Why's Jeds head so big? Curley wurly.

Verbal assault; because battering someone to death with a dictionary has never been so much fun. [L]

How do you get a priest to cry? Stab him.

What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Dementia Pickles

How Do You Fart Eat Beans

what do JFK, plato, and a dead penguin have in common? theyre all dead.

what did the dead cat say to the dead dog? Nothing, they're dead

your mothers so blonde she has yellow hair.

What kind of dance does an alien do? None, aliens aren't real.

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

Did you hear the one about the chicken crossing the road? It wanted to go to the other side.

Hillary Clinton

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers!

Why did the chicken get taken into the kitchen? If u dont get this you need to go b ack to school

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, but the real question is why there are two flies having sex inside a light bulb.

What Batman said to Robin before they got in the car? -Get in the car Robin!

What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

why was 6 afraid of 7? because he's a pussy.

What did the black man in a white 2007 Jeep Wrangler when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

A black guy and a Hispanic guy are in a car together. Who's driving? The black guy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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