- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the woman cross the road? She died from breast cancer.

Whats has no comedic value? A brick

What's the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies is a horrible tragedy.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

A dying man walked into a shop and started to look at the clothing on display. Then he died.

Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

Stephen Walking hawks into a bar.

What did the clam say to the scuba diver? FUCK MAN! STOP TOUCHING MY JEWELS! WOULD YOU WANT ME TO JUST RIP YOURS AND TAKE THEM WITH ME!

Knock Knock Who's There? Dave Dave, who? Jerry, just let me in already Two months later, Dave was convicted on charges of home invasion and the murder of Jerry Jones without bail.

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

Why was baby Johnny crying because a monkey came and ripped of his dick

People used to throw rocks at whores. Now they're throwing wood. Hint. Hint.

what do u call a 50 yr old man at disneyland a rapist

outside your comfort zone

What's red and sticky A DEAD BABY

You know what they say about a guy with big feet? He wears large socks and has big shoes.

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

How do you get a cat out of a tree? Throw a jar of foreskin at it.

what can you give to a millionaire to make him happy? sex

A child walked into the bar. He was promptly asked to leave because he was too young.

What does a muslim do on a plane? Flies to his intended destination without causing a problem.

How do you hold someone in suspense?

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

What do you say if you see a monkey driving a car? Nothing , you run away because primates are incapable to have motor skill and will probably crash within the next 50 feet

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