What's the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies is a horrible tragedy.

Why was baby Johnny crying because a monkey came and ripped of his dick

How do you get a cat out of a tree? Throw a jar of foreskin at it.

What's red and sticky A DEAD BABY

outside your comfort zone

what do u call a 50 yr old man at disneyland a rapist

People used to throw rocks at whores. Now they're throwing wood. *Hint. Hint.*

You know what they say about a guy with big feet? He wears large socks and has big shoes.

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

What does a muslim do on a plane? Flies to his intended destination without causing a problem.

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

A child walked into the bar. He was promptly asked to leave because he was too young.

What has 3 legs? An abnormal human.

How do you hold someone in suspense?

What's the bright side of Jimmy only having one leg? There isn't one.

what can you give to a millionaire to make him happy? sex

What do you say if you see a monkey driving a car? Nothing , you run away because primates are incapable to have motor skill and will probably crash within the next 50 feet

If a picture is worth a thousand words, what is a video worth?

Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

How do you catch wet wood on fire? Ask a business owner in Ferguson, MO, to keep it in their store.

Why did the boy die? He got shot in the face repeatedly.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am disabled, so please help me poo.

Justin Bieber hits puberty

What did the Nazi say to the farmer? Sie sind Juden versteckt

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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