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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man walks Into a bar.

So a ninja walks into a bar and he sees a cowboy and the ninja says i will kill you with my mad ninja skills and the cowboy says who needs mad ninja skills when you got a gun

I scream. You scream. We all scream. Because there is a rapist in the room.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? There's an alive one at the bottom what's worse than that? He ate his way out what's worse than that? He enjoyed it

What did the football coach say to fire up his team? Nothing. He was not legally allowed to say anything to his team as they were being locked out by the coach's boss, the owner of the team and anything that he said to them could lose him his job.

So I was walking down the road today

whats the one about not giving a crap? oh yea this one

"Hey, why won't you let me through?" "These tickets are fake." "No they aren't. LOOK OVER THERE!" The guard turns around, and then turns back. Minorly inconvenienced, he arrests the man immediately, upon which he is sent to jail and anally raped multiple times.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I doubt it thought much about this. The chicken is a simple animal, and i doubt its actions were spurred by any particular motivation.

WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DANII AND SCAFFHOLDING? ONLY ONE STILL HAS A POLE 1 LIKE = 1 TEAR FOR DANII

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was running away from KFC.

laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer...you will die

who's a slut... you're mom

Why did the Asian drive his car into a tree? His contact fell out.

who's yellow , and looks like a bear? pudsey

Why did the dog get arrested? He didn't the people responsible for causing the dog fight got arrested for animal abuse.

How do you tell if a girl is pregant? Stick a banana up her vagina pull it out and see if it has a bite on it

A guy walks into a bar with a watermelon under his shirt. The bartender asks what is under his shirt. He says, a watermelon.

It wa Jerry's first day of kindergarten He pulled out a .44 magnum and shot himself under the chin where he was instantly dead... Yes, dead

What's big and messy? A big mess

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a rapist.

Have you seen Hellen Keller's children? No. They look just like her.

Why could the red heading boy sing higher notes than the blonde headed boy? He was castrated at birth.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was struck by a car and killed instantly by the impact.

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