- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's got eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs head.

Knock Knock Who's there? I eat mop I eat mop who? That's strange, most American's don't eat poo I'm Asian

Why did the woman call 911? Fire.

In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

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Siete inglesi quindi non sapete nemmeno cosa c'è scritto ? Succhiacapre che non siete altro.

I was playing Black Ops online, my wife turned it off in the middle of the game....I killed her

how do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the brake

Whats the difference between black and white. Nothing they're both colors.

I hate blackniggers

What's black and blue and hates sex? The 8 year old in my trunk

Why didn't Superman save anyone on September 11? He was in a wheelchair.

You are the most beautiful person in the world.

A black guy, Jewish guy, Chinese guy and a normal guy walk into a bar. They were all normal but the race of the last guy could not be easily determined.

What did the Mexican, the European, and the Canadian all have in common? They weren't used in this joke the last time someone posted it on anti-joke.com.

When I eat Mi Familia Mexica food, it burns when I go to the bathroom. Is that bad?

It's The Only Crayon The illustrator had?

what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

How do you know if someone is vegan? They'll tell you.

What's black, white & red all over? A cow in a slaughter house.

this is a haiku i have no idea where i am going with .... this

Why did the lorry cross the road? It was swerving to avoid a small child. Unfortunately the driver's reactions were too slow and he hit the kid. After a week fighting for their life in hospital the child fibaly died. There wasn't a scratch on the lorry though.

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