What's worse than a gay joke? Their emotional repercussions, leading to a lack of self-esteem, which eventually drives the homosexual to commit suicide, leaving behind a now destroyed family.

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How do you make a little boy cry? You rape his dog

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Girl: How do I know if I'm Jewish? Guy: Are you Jewish? Girl: No. Guy: There ya go.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I kill children dont worry about it

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david weres the slug gone

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Q: How did the black man get to the first branch on the tree? A: He climbed, like the average person.

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two scientists walk into a bar. one says, "i want h2o." the other says, "i want h2o too." the bartender gives them both water and nobody dies because he is not irresponsible enough to give someone concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

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Your mama is so fat. Just look at her.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Black people are black They are inferior

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Why did the 14 year old girl have sex? Because she's in love with her boyfriend and that's how she expresses it.

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Why did the Jew have so much money? He had a good education and therefore, a high paying job.

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What do you call a 46 year old man with one eye 4'5 and has one arm coming out of his chest Steve

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If you driving a jetski and the wheeles fall off how many screws does it take to fix the dog house? BLUE PAINT

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If an asian man is really angry with a jewish man named gabriel what does he say? Gabriel I am angry with you

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Knock Knock [Opens Door]

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What do you call a green land with wheels? Grass lied about the wheels.

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What's got two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

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Which brains do zombie like most? Zombies dont exist.

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why did the guy make a deer and and bear mix because he wanted some beer

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Two pretzels were walking down the street. One was assaulted. The other, witnessing what he'd seen, developed a harsh stereotype.

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What do a Jew and a homeless man both have in common? They both get nothing for Christmas

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A man became infected with Staphylococcal Food Poisoning. The doctor said, "You only have 24 hours to live." He died 24 hours later.

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What happend to the Jew when he was near the fire place He very carefully tended to it

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Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? She's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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