What do you call a black man who goes to college? A scholar.

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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? No, but considering there has not been a single man to walk on the moon since 1972, it'd be difficult to generate any kind of revenue on this natural satellite.

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What do Ethiopians do at night? Starve

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What's the difference between an iPhone and a Samsung Galaxy? Google it, there are many differences.

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Why was the little boy upset? He was on fire.

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How do you get a one armed Pollack out of a tree? Hold his family at gunpoint.

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What did the apple say to the banana. Nothing fruits cant talk.

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Q : How many babies do you need to paint a wall A : It depends on how hard you throw

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what are the three types of rings? -wedding ring -engagement ring -suffering

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Why do so many black people like watermelon? The same reason so many white people, do. Have you had that stuff, it's really good!

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I haven't made a school shooting joke yet, but the day is young Just like those kids that got shot

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Why did your mom cross the road? She Tripped and started rolling

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What do George Washington, JFK and Hillary Clinton have in common? They've never been to my house.

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Why did 3 blacks guys start watching the first Star Wars movie on Saturday night? They finished the Back to the Future movies on Friday.

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I like pancakes. I like pancakes. We have no pancakes

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3 men are stranded on an island when they come across a brass lantern. The rub it and nothing happens. They all starve to death a day later.

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Q. How do you break into a store that's closed? A. You walk in, I was lying about it being closed.

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Q. What's the best thing to do before you get in a car accident? A. There's actually not much you can do in a car accident, considering you probably will never expect it, and it happens relatively too fast to react.

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What's invisble and smells like bananas? My mailbox.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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What's big, black, and impossible to swallow? A parking lot. Among many other things.

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How do you make a tissue dance? Blow a little boogie in it!

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Question: What did Mr. Reeves say. Answer: Nothing

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A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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