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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why Couldn't the pirates see the movie? Because the mall strictly enforced local curfew laws ; and one of the pirates was unable to provide a valid form of identification.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Everything I did, Was just a mistake like you.

What did the grape do after it was stepped on? Nothing, as it was incapacitated, and even under normal circumstances, it would be incapable of performing any voluntary actions as it is only a grape.

Why did Jack take a prune out for the evening? A healthy snack as part of a balanced diet.

Why did Moses part the sea Because it was divisible by 2

look at your sister now look at me now look at your sister now look at me you probably have now realized that you cant see me.

Guess what. Chicken butt.

Why did the boy get hit by the ice cream truck? The driver of the ice cream truck was drunk

a duck walks into a restraunt.and the waiter asks "what would you like?" a quacker (like cracker)

How do you know when a ghost is lying? I don't know because I've never met one, so from personal experience I couldn't tell you.

What's worse than a car going backwards on the highway? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

What did the children say when the magician pulled a rabbit out of his hat? Nothing, but the parents called Animal Control, and the magician was imprisoned after a dog-fighting ring was discovered in Michael Vick's estate.

Ask me if I'm a kangaroo Are you a Kangaroo? No….

There is a man laying on the floor in a pool of blood and vomit, there is a broken beer bottle in a puddle of beer next to him. He thinks is a sponge.Purple

Me: Ask me if in a giraffe You: Are you a giraffe Me: no

What do you call man who travels on foot? a pedestrian

How do you sink a Polish battleship? You breach the hull.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because Martin Handford drew him that way to make him unique and distinguishablefrom the hundreds of other drawn people (and animals) in the pages of the children's game book, which incidentally is known as Where's Wally in numerous non-USA countries.

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

Is J.P. dumb? Yes

Where do five gay guys walk? Where ever they choose to. this is a free country, where people are free to travel as they please, despite what their sexual orientation may be. Jerk.

What to you call a Muslim person on a plane? A passenger

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