- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a polish drunkard and a German scholar? They are two different nationalities.

If it bothers you? I am just saying that, fucking alright ill be slightly less cruel, I mean come on! It does not matter shit what others think! If someone ever tries to assault you because you are associated with me (yeah it happens), I will stand in front of you and KILL (and possibly rape) THEM!

What's worse than a gay joke? Their emotional repercussions, leading to a lack of self-esteem, which eventually drives the homosexual to commit suicide, leaving behind a now destroyed family.

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Needless to say he received a bath that night.

I have a gay camel

Yeah, me too. The car just ran straight through the stoplight and it was all over...

2 nuns in the bath, One says "wears the soap" the other says "Over there, next to the shampoo"

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when i jump on a trampoline.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A large Albanian man jizzing on the pile.

What's pink and shaped like a V? A pink V.

Why can't you look at the sun? Because it's 2.00 AM

Q.What has flashing lights and really bad dancing A.Baby haveing an eppilectic fit

why does jake have so many guns? hes compensating

How many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? I don't know considering it was never done before, and that the size of the pancake would have to be taken into account. Although I would suggest you use a better material like wood, plastic, or metal.

Why did the man rape the woman? He had a lapse in judgement.

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs sitting on your street corner? Suicidal.

Two scuba divers are playing cards on the bottom of the ocean. One asks "have you got amy threes?" Then they both die from maintained exposure to the incredible pressure at the bottom of the sea. One left behind three children.

What do a Jew and a homeless man both have in common? They both get nothing for Christmas

What happend to the Jew when he was near the fire place He very carefully tended to it

why did the guy make a deer and and bear mix because he wanted some beer

A man became infected with Staphylococcal Food Poisoning. The doctor said, "You only have 24 hours to live." He died 24 hours later.

Two pretzels were walking down the street. One was assaulted. The other, witnessing what he'd seen, developed a harsh stereotype.

What's black and sits in the back of a police car? The seat.

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