- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

Knock Knock. Silence Knock Knock. Silence Knock Knock. Silence Busts open door "Oh right... I killed Bob last week.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Stephen Walking hawks into a bar.

Whats has no comedic value? A brick

Knock Knock Who's There? Dave Dave, who? Jerry, just let me in already Two months later, Dave was convicted on charges of home invasion and the murder of Jerry Jones without bail.

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

What did the clam say to the scuba diver? FUCK MAN! STOP TOUCHING MY JEWELS! WOULD YOU WANT ME TO JUST RIP YOURS AND TAKE THEM WITH ME!

What's the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies is a horrible tragedy.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

A dying man walked into a shop and started to look at the clothing on display. Then he died.

Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

Why was baby Johnny crying because a monkey came and ripped of his dick

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

Rex Ryans foot fetish was honer by Mark Sanchez when he threw the ball at his teammates feet.

Where do you find a vegetable? Where you left him

Your mum is so overweight, she is at risk of heart disease, I highly recommend she visits her GP.

What do a book and a tractor have in common? Both are for driving, except the book.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

2 persons in an elevator then, one guy says: dude! smells like your sister! and the other guy is not there

What us black and white and read all over The newspaper

What's the difference between a bird and a pool table? Both of them fly, except for the pool table.

Why didn't the woman cross the road? She died from breast cancer.

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