roses are red violets are blue get to close to me ill have to give aids to you!

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Why did the circus clown lose his balance? He had a seizure while on his unicycle, fell off, and bumped his head, leading to significant blunt trauma in the brain. Weeks later, after waking up from a coma, the doctors discover that he can no longer speak anything other than gibberish. His friends and family decide that he cannot go on living this way and decide to pull the plug.

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What's the difference between meat and fish? You can't beat your fish.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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Whats the difference between a field of corn and a dead body? The field of corn wasn't killed by severe blood loss and hemorrhaging after it was stabbed in the back, stomach and abdomen 27 times in 1987, where the escaped convicted serial killer buried it beside a river in Northern Dakota.

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What did Thisara say? You cant see me bich

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wots brown and smells like shite shite

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You know what helps with back pain? If you lick my butt hole.

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doctor , doctor , i feel depressed , we will start you on a course of anti-depressents , vitimins , and daily exercise, make a appointment for next week , and i will referrer you to a phycatrist

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What is blue and flies across the room? A baby with a punctured lung.

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The last time I heard that joke, I fell off my pet single celled bacteria.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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Why did the man scream? because he was run over.

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On a scale of 1 to Lord Voldemort, how awkward would you say your hugs are?

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What did George Washingtn say to is men before crossing the Delaware? Men, get in the boat.

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yo mamas so dumb she named her house butt and her son crack and then she called the police saying I looked all over my butt and i can not find my crack.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I have five fingers, When will you put the ring on the one NEXT to the middle one? Never?! F you.

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Roses are red, Stones are grey, This poem is obvious, You don't say??

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Humpty dumpty sat on a wall Humpty dumpty ha a great fall Hunpty dumpty's skull was split in two

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What should'nt you say to a rape victim. Rape.

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A paraplegic walks into a bar.

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Q. Why is Italy shaped like a boot? A. Do you think they could fit all that shit in a tennis shoe?

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What do you call an indian driving a plane? A pilot.

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Roses are red violets are flowers jordan and me did it for hours If you know what i mean xxx

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